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Old 12-07-2006, 03:12 PM   #1
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25 signs that you have grown up...

25 signs that you have grown up.


1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"

Last but not least:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ***.
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up...

lol, i'm not grown up yet

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ill never be grown up at the rate I am going.
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up...

Hell I'm 56 and refuse to grow up !! Peter Pan had the right idea
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up...

i know what time taco bell closes, damn it. i think.
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up...

thank god im still young but hey who doesnt drink at the house before they go out to the bar? seriously now thats called pre-game
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thank god im still young but hey who doesnt drink at the house before they go out to the bar? seriously now thats called pre-game
you damn yankee's and your ****ed up language.
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up...

haha
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you damn yankee's and your ****ed up language.
what you guys dont call it pregame?

damn southerners i tell ya
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what you guys dont call it pregame?

damn southerners i tell ya
The first time I ever heard that was from my girlfriend (who's going to school in Boston).
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The first time I ever heard that was from my girlfriend (who's going to school in Boston).
no **** i always thought everyone said that.

thats def intresting right there for sure
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up...

I don't think we call it anything really...Maybe we should come up with one besides pre-game. How bout!...I can't think of any..
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meh everyone around here calls it pregame..im pretty sure its gonna be tough to change it over but sounds like you southerners need one so good luck
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up...

Damn!! Your Right! So...any ideas?
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up...

How about:

"krunking it up before we go out"?
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"krunking it up before we go out"?
works for me
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ive heard of pregame...friends say it all the time, oh well



looking over that list, im an old *** 22 y/o
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I can no longer deny it I am old
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yeah, i'm only 23 (24 in a month) and more than half of those apply to me lol
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How about:

"krunking it up before we go out"?
nah i dont think that works cause when your at the bar your to bust getting Crunk.T

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Hell I'm 56 and refuse to grow up !! Peter Pan had the right idea
you mean you wanna wear tights and hang out with someone called tinkerbell? hmm
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up...

wooohooo im young, none of those apply to me at all
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wooohooo im young, none of those apply to me at all
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It'll be there before you know it.
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up...

btw, its pre gameing
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bwahaha I skipped to the ending, if I were grown up I would've read all of them. I'm too lazy and young to care! ;P
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bwahaha I skipped to the ending, if I were grown up I would've read all of them. I'm too lazy and young to care! ;P
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I guess im about half way there now... nearly 25 :shutter:
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I guess im about half way there now... nearly 25 :shutter:
Look at it this way all that money wasted on partying your not dong now could be put in the stang or spending for legal fees ect
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Legal Fees?... uhh, what kinda person do you think I am?
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Well, there was the time you killed that nun.
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