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Old 12-10-2006, 04:40 PM   #1
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I hate this mother ******* state!!!!!

WARNING: None of these comments are directed to any of you fine outstanding Alabamians of this board. Just the general population of the State of Alabama. Read on and you will understand and probably agree, being such avid auto guys.


Well today we were at the mall. Had to do some Christmas shopping and getting Dana's dad out for awhile. He recently had a stroke shortly before thanksgiving so he has been cooped up in the rehab place for awhile. Well I walked out the door to where Dana parked to help get her dad in the car. She went got the car pulled up and I noticed something on the rear bumper. Bent down to look, hmmm. Asked Dana if she has hit anything. (She hit a pole next to a gas pump before in her old van) She said no. Some stupid *** mother ****er hit the car in the parking lot. And 90% chance it was a dumb **** that didnt have insurance or a punk *** teenager and drove off. No number nothing. Most of this ****ing state can not drive. Come on tell me how hard it is to park in an angled parking spot and not hit the cars beside you. Yeah you can misjudge sometimes and **** happens. I understand, but be ****ing courteous enough to leave contact info. Isn't that **** they teach in drivers ed. Isn't that public knoweladge. Guess not when you are a ****ing moron that doesn't know how to drive. I have had so many close calls because of ignorant mother ****ers that think that everyone will stop for them. I have had countless times where a dip**** will sit at a stop sign from when you are a mile away until you are less then 30 ft before pulling out into traffic. Not only that but just barely be on the gas. My *** can run faster then they are accelerating into traffic. So you have to stand on your brakes cause the dip**** next to you wont leave your left rear quarter panel and just sits there no matter how fast you speed up or slow down. Or one of my favorites, getting onto the interstate doing 40 mph on the on ramp. When the on ramp ends shoot across all 3-4 lanes to the inside to "merge" with traffic doing 70-80mph, nearly causing a pile up. (or a lot of times causing a wreck) These ****ing idiots can not drive worth a damn. I am so ready to move. I need to get to a small town away from people. I hate this mother ****ing state.


sorry for this nice rant but, I have to tell someone cause I cant tell the bastard that hit my less then a month old to me car with a baseball bat.

here are a couple crappy camera phone pics. Ill get better ones after Dana gets home. It looks a lot worse in person, but it isnt too bad. Just pisses me off cause it had a perfect body.

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i'm in the same boat as u!!
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Damn not another one so soon. That sucks man. Someone did that to me at school when I had my Integra.
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Old 12-10-2006, 04:47 PM   #4
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Re: I hate this mother ******* state!!!!!

I don't hate this state. Bad drivers are pretty much everywhere. But I know what you are saying. People are idiots.
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you are right Nate, bad drivers are everywhere. Just a high concentration of them live here in the State of Alabama. San Antonio wasn't even close to being half as bad and it is four times the size of Huntsville.
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lol id recommend never coming to california. Its a Rat-Race to get anywhere, every man for himself basically. and yeah, we too have the idlers that just idle up to cruising speed.
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Its all the damn northerners that are transplanted here from DC, St. Louis, all those folks that end up being moved here to the arsenal. Or farmers.
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I will never live in Cali if I have my choice. Ill visit long enough for the Price is Right if that is even still being filmed, but that is it. Im ready to get back to Oklahoma.

Come on Nate, northeners are people that move way to fast....you know them southeners are the slow ones. lol just playing guys, trying to calm down here
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I swear the 44 tags (aka limestone county farmers) drive the freakin slowest.
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See from alabama....yeah when I was in Limestone county it drove me crazy...10 under everywhere i went
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its the damn northerners? Sorry... we can drive here. Its you dumb redneck southern hicks that cant drive worth a damn.
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i hate driving for that very reason... far to may total idiots that have no clue driving around...
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its the damn northerners? Sorry... we can drive here. Its you dumb redneck southern hicks that cant drive worth a damn.
And then add a little mist in the air or light fog and it is like the apocalypse is coming...no one can drive...at least 20-30 under for everyone.
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everyone talks about how the car companies shouldnt put GPS stuff in our cars to track us etc etc...but wouldnt it be great to go to the police after you have verified that you were at XX where your car was damaged and be able to traced back to the exact time to see which car was parked next to you so you can track them down lol... i know this wont ever happen just an interesting idea.
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its the damn northerners? Sorry... we can drive here. Its you dumb redneck southern hicks that cant drive worth a damn.
I thought Kanasas people we're a bunch farming, country, rednecks. Beside the population isn't as big in Kanasas as it is in the South so ya'll don't have to worry about hitting people.

South > Everywhere else. Thats real.

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I thought Kanasas people we're a bunch farming, country, rednecks. Beside the population isn't as big in Kanasas as it is in the South so ya'll don't have to worry about hitting people.

South > Everywhere else. Thats real.

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Couldnt tell you how the majority of kansas people are... Im just here for school.
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Plus Lawrence got hit in Jericho. How the hell are you even talking to us right now?
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Plus Lawrence got hit in Jericho. How the hell are you even talking to us right now?
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that sucks dude
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huntsville is an interesting city of drivers from all over the world... you got grandma thats going to drive down the left lane at 20 miles under the speed limit and there's nothing you can do to stop me attitude.. then there is the people from other parts of the world from the big cities that know how to drive, whose which driving antics **** up all the native drivers around here that drive like sheep being herded. then there are the huntsville-ghetto drivers that can't drive at all yet insist on driving everywhere 20 miles over the speed limit and crisscross and cut everyone off in a manor thats completely dangerous.

the worst one's here are the people that have jobs requiring that you only drive to and fro work... these people drive slow and safe (which is dangerous for the rest of us) but most of all they DO NOT know how to deal with traffic... not even minor traffic, get behind 12 or so of these ****ers that don't know how to work the traffic system and expect not to get where your going any time soon.

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in fact if you catch me stuck in traffic here in town you will most likely be able to read my lips, lipping off to the cars in front of me "GO AROUND, if he's just going to sit there then GO AROUND that stupid mother ******!"
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I hate traffic.. i try to go the back way to work and generally its not bad, plus its only 6-7 miles to work~ the evening rush is worse.
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in fact if you catch me stuck in traffic here in town you will most likely be able to read my lips, lipping off to the cars in front of me "GO AROUND, if he's just going to sit there then GO AROUND that stupid mother ******!"
ah that def sounds like me on top of where teh **** you get your liscene dip****

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