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Old 12-20-2006, 01:24 PM   #1
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As another year will shortly be a memory, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Extra thanks for the ones that I have to open 15 times to get to the message.

Special thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes 'cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope.

Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer use Glad Wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones or go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from, nor send packages by UPS, or FedEx, since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone, because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Ugana, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC, because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus, since I now have their recipe.
I no longer worry about my soul, because at last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer have any savings, because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time)

I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program.

Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me


Have a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Old 12-20-2006, 01:46 PM   #2
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oh jesus
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:44 PM   #3
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light up another one.:smoke: you're starting to get sentimental. or just mental.:hippy:
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I'm thinking mental J/K
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:47 PM   #5
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Old 12-20-2006, 05:34 PM   #6
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Haha thats good stuff
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nice one Herb
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Old 12-21-2006, 01:00 PM   #8
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light up another one.:smoke: you're starting to get sentimental. or just mental.:hippy:
More like mental
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Old 12-22-2006, 07:45 AM   #9
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haha im gonna have to share that one with FSB
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