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Old 12-21-2006, 12:54 PM   #1
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An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman
tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free
and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored
big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me
on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno . . . Never found the head!"

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Haha, wow, that is messed up
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Sweet LMFAO
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thats so messed up... but funny as hell..
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Guess he didn't get any head
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That's just ****ing great.
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Slightly disturbing
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