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Old 12-26-2006, 05:33 PM   #1
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Muslim suicide?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . *************************************
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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Haha, that is so awesome.
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You forgot no Mustangevolution. That'd push anyone over the edge :yup:
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^ x2.

such a shame.
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We should drop billions of My Chemical Romance CDs over the Middle East. Then they'd just all end up killing themselves.
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we'll put you in charge of the operations b.. you could do it right.



now get to it.
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We should drop billions of My Chemical Romance CDs over the Middle East. Then they'd just all end up killing themselves.
i agree maybe we'd finally hurry the process up mmhms
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