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Old 01-01-2007, 11:31 PM   #36
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Oh the best one I have had was at spanky's the other night with the girls. THis guy walked by and bent over beside our table and picked up a packet of sugar that had fallen, he looked at me and said... I think you dropped your name tag. haha I thought it was cute Ive never heard that one before.
i took out a 26 y/o when i was 19 and she tried that **** on me



pick up lines are played out and dead, all you need to do is just ask them out. if you can prove to a woman you have the balls to call her up and ask her out, you dont need a pick up line.
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Old 01-01-2007, 11:32 PM   #37
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ahh come on now I kno ya'll can spit some game right?.... right? haha
I dont use one liners sweetheart... I just be myself and **** works out.
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Oh Yeah I forgot.... thats how you picked me up as your e-gf haha.
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I usually tell them to get the **** away from me and dont talk to me.
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Thats only becasue your married
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Hell I'm to old to remember But I used to love to tell'em "If they Don't sallow and give up the butt There no chance for a 2nd date" Got some really amusing reaction to that one
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some of these i've actually heard guys use lol
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?


Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
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Thats only becasue your married
Yeah, but being married is the best pickup around. Put a ring on the finger, and the girls will flock to you. Take it off, and you are invisible. It is an amazing thing to see in action (been married twice, seen it live and in person)
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I couldnt ever have a relationship with a married man.
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You must be a meteor, because you fell really far.
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I couldnt ever have a relationship with a married man.
Who said anything about a relationship
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Who said anything about a relationship
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How about me and you practice makin' dead babies???
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Re: Best Pick up lines

Rings don't plug holes.
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Rings don't plug holes.
Nope, they ensure they remain open.
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I usually tell them to get the **** away from me and dont talk to me.

playin hard to get huh? nice
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that shirt is really becoming on you...

of course if i was on you i'd be cumming too.
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Nope, they ensure they remain open.
Oh that was classic.
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Hoes need love too...
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I got my D**K peirced!

with in 5 min. she wants to see.

NEVER FAILS
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I got my D**K peirced!

with in 5 min. she wants to see.

NEVER FAILS
And it takes her another 10 to find it!!!!!!!!!!!!!














JFWY.

How about:

Did you windex those jeans, because I can see myself in them.


Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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And it takes her another 10 to find it!!!!!!!!!!!!!


u just wish you had that pick up line!!!!!!!!!!!











JFWY.

How about:

Did you windex those jeans, because I can see myself in them.


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My d*ck does just find without another hole , because she sure didn't marry me for the money or car.
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lol thats funny man.
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C'mon, there has got to be more than that guys.
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I'll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle...

Either my eyes need checking or you're the best looking guy I've seen all week.

Is your dad a peanut maker? 'Cause you've got nice nuts!

If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!

Let's play pool. We can use your stick and balls and my hole!

Did you just grab my ***? No? Well you can if you want too!

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.

You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!

My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?

I love baseball, so take me home baby!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, so let's go screw!

Do these look real?

My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
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You're ugly but you intrigue me.

I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
the first one is me. never been used on me, but i can imagine it being done.

second one is hilarious. and i have been told i look like fred flintstone. is that a bad thing?
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Fred Flintstone, huh? lol... (I don't see it)
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Fred Flintstone, huh? lol... (I don't see it)
the mouse ears in that pic are deceptive.
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Wanna go back to my place and order a pizza and ****?
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if she says no " Hey we can always order chinese"
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would you like to dance?

if she says no...

no, i said you look fat in those pants.
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