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Old 01-02-2007, 08:29 PM   #1
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A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. .. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able
find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the ****ing map again!"
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hah good deal

that chick sounds like me though

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we're not that bad you guys.

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Women are the devil haha except me ...well sometimes
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oh, I can be an angel or a devil..

just ask Brad.

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I don't what that genie was *****in' about. I'm guessing there are a probably a lot of guys like that. Hell, I would say there's one sitting at my computer right now if it wasn't for the whole "doesn't watch sports all the time thing". But I don't really watch it all the time... only during college football season.
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exactly B.

There are a good few guys like that.. it's just finding them that's the problem.

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I don't watch a whole lot of sports. (from the beginning of February until the end of August).
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bleh i dont' watch any sports... comedy central and thats it 8P
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A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
when just then, a floatilla of B52 bombers flew overhead, each a mile or so apart in a line formation. they carpet-nuked the entire region, laying waste to every last one of them.

problem solved.
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bleh i dont' watch any sports... comedy central and thats it 8P
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I don't watch a whole lot of sports. (from the beginning of February until the end of August).
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that explains so much
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bleh i dont' watch any sports... comedy central and thats it 8P
2: None at all? I'm not quite sure what I'd do without sports. Although I missed out on this season's college football. (Well most of it...)
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2: None at all? I'm not quite sure what I'd do without sports. Although I missed out on this season's college football. (Well most of it...)
You haven't met him :box:
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I only watch the superbowl and the games at hooters
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only sports i watch are those that require two balls. Racing, Racing and more Racing. everything else is just full of overpaid, under-brained and ego filled pansies.
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only sports i watch are those that require two balls. Racing, Racing and more Racing. everything else is just full of overpaid, under-brained and ego filled pansies.
And racing isn't?
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And racing isn't?
come on now, pretty boy gordon doesn't just think of himself. he thinks of his boyfriend too.
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bah i watch the important games: World Series, Super Bowl, and Bowl games. Ive never been a fan of football except when i played it, always been a major baseball fan and soccer fan. Id rather play the sport than watch it
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In reality 99% of females like to be treated like **** by their significant other, if a good guy comes along and treats them right and really wants to take care of them they just cheat on him with the worse loser that they can possibly find, then they fall in love with him and cant understand why no good guys are out there. Sorry girls... but its true, there are great guys all around you, but you simply wont give them the time of day.
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Sadly that is true for most girls, hell I'm pretty sure I've done that too.

Although let me just add I have never cheated. Been cheated on plenty of times to know what all that bull**** feels like.
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In reality 99% of females like to be treated like **** by their significant other, if a good guy comes along and treats them right and really wants to take care of them they just cheat on him with the worse loser that they can possibly find, then they fall in love with him and cant understand why no good guys are out there. Sorry girls... but its true, there are great guys all around you, but you simply wont give them the time of day.
pretty much EXACTLY what happened to my in my last relationship. Now she is preggers with his kid and wishing it was mine cause he is such an *******. But, she won't dump him. Why? I don't have a ****ing clue. Oh well. There are better girls out there, one for sure that I know of
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There are better girls out there, one for sure that I know of
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In reality 99% of females like to be treated like **** by their significant other, if a good guy comes along and treats them right and really wants to take care of them they just cheat on him with the worse loser that they can possibly find, then they fall in love with him and cant understand why no good guys are out there. Sorry girls... but its true, there are great guys all around you, but you simply wont give them the time of day.
Sad But oh So true
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so true spec

ladies: next time you feel the need to complain that there are no nice guys... take a real close look at the guy you're complaining TO
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so true spec

ladies: next time you feel the need to complain that there are no nice guys... take a real close look at the guy you're complaining TO
Damn....now that is some serious **** right there...and oh so true.
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ladies: next time you feel the need to complain that there are no nice guys... take a real close look at the guy you're complaining TO
Wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your Right On The Money
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the word they use for nice guys is "friend". the definition of the word in that context is: a guy that is not enough of an *******. a guy that is too nice and does not garner enough interest in the female.

Example: If he's already a nice guy, then there is nothing left to change in him so I will grow bored. Let me find an ******* that will beat me and cheat on me. I can change him.

my advise to the single guys: don't change if your are nice. let them make the mistakes. and if you really want a chick bad enough, pretend like you are an ******* until she falls in love with you enough that once she finds out that you are a good guy, she won't want to leave.

that is all.
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my advise to the single guys: don't change if your are nice. let them make the mistakes. and if you really want a chick bad enough, pretend like you are an ******* until she falls in love with you enough that once she finds out that you are a good guy, she won't want to leave.

that is all.

Too late...gave up...said **** it...can't beat em join em...so, now I just say what I am thinking when I am thinking it with no "common sense/appropriate filter" applied. I am me, here is what I think, deal with it or move on.
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or just get married. that works too.
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or just get married. that works too.
Been there, done that twice too.
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Too late...gave up...said **** it...can't beat em join em...so, now I just say what I am thinking when I am thinking it with no "common sense/appropriate filter" applied. I am me, here is what I think, deal with it or move on.
Damn !!!! My feelings exactly
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ladies: next time you feel the need to complain that there are no nice guys... take a real close look at the guy you're complaining TO
That is the quote of the year right there!
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That is the quote of the year right there!
so far. remember, it's only the third day of the new year.
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