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Old 10-17-2003, 10:31 AM   #1
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"two years ago i met my cousin from hawaii for the first time when we were visiting family. at the time i didn't know she was my cousin so i was just about ready to try to hook up with her. she is so hot and she is only a sophomore in highschool right now.

that night, i wanked in my aunt's shower thinking about my cousin. i felt bad, but apparently not bad enough because i did it again the next morning."
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Old 10-17-2003, 10:32 AM   #2
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Charles... common now... why did you have to sign up to a new website to tell people that... you could have just told us.... we would have understood.
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Old 10-17-2003, 10:43 AM   #3
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sorry dudes, just a little embarresed, my cuz is so hot.

at least i didnt mention in the above that i boinked her.
oh ****.
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Old 10-17-2003, 11:15 AM   #4
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We can help you just as much as, if not more, than anyone else can Charles. And you know us... why would you go to strangers?!?! :no:
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Dude if she is a second cousin it is legal but a little close to gene pool roulet

If she is a first Cousin my question is ARE YOU FROM ARKANSAS!!!! :no: :no:
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Old 10-17-2003, 11:38 AM   #6
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Dude if she is a second cousin it is legal but a little close to gene pool roulet

If she is a first Cousin my question is ARE YOU FROM ARKANSAS!!!! :no: :no:
You seem knowledgable on the subject, Corey....

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Had a friend name is Ron lived in such a small town that his only hope for a date to the prom was with his second cousin and needless to say he got lucky :no: :no: :no: :no:

When he told me this I realized he was a strange bast%#*
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I dont have any cute cousins.... I guess I dont have anything to worry about. Besides, I love my, non related in anyway, girlfriend
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lol sounds like someone needs to post on that group hug website
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Old 10-17-2003, 11:46 AM   #10
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Way to go Evin :thumb2: :thumbsup: No need to play Gene pool roulette HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Old 10-17-2003, 11:47 AM   #11
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Charles did post on 3.8 I responded MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 10-17-2003, 11:50 AM   #12
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Pssst.... Charles.. post a picture of your cousin I wanna see what you're so worked up about
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well Evin at least she is not your cousin!!!!!HEHEHEHEHHEHE
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I don't have any hot cousins, but...... my aunt is WHOA!!!
AILF (Aunt I'd Like to F***) can't be a MILF cause she has no kids.

I've never boinked her, but given the opportunity......
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Old 10-17-2003, 03:23 PM   #15
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oh... thats just sick, but seriously tho that would suck to have a
hot cousin b/c then at family get togethers you would
prolly be looking at her a lot, then your family starts to talk about it
and then all of a sudden YOUR DEAD!!! doh!!!

ok well maybe not dead but you get my point


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Old 10-17-2003, 09:53 PM   #16
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my younger cousin is hotter than the sun, were talking orgasm at first sight. My cousin kevin, her brother, is always getting into fights because of her.
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Old 10-18-2003, 08:16 PM   #17
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bajaja @ this... i have a couple of hot cousins... strict hands off policy though

haha @ this thread, charles, you sick bastid
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Old 10-18-2003, 08:24 PM   #18
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Old 10-18-2003, 08:53 PM   #19
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292644979 I hate my wife
lol. thats great.
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Old 10-18-2003, 11:22 PM   #20
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Maybe those New Hampshire nights are a little too cold and lonely for ol' Chucky. If I weren't so far south, I'd be a YANKY too!

Who hasn't dreamed...

Just the fact that she's from Hawaii paints some pictures...tan, bikini, curves, sand in the moonlight.

Uh, be back soon guys. Bathroom break.

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damn dudes, do u really think I came up with that story? lol i copied it from the site cause i thought it was funny.
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Old 10-18-2003, 11:35 PM   #22
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I T W A S .

Peace, man. Just playin' along. 'Course, you know the old saying "You smelt it, you dealt it"? Hmmmmm.......

For a moment there...you were my hero. <Sniff!>

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Old 10-18-2003, 11:36 PM   #23
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my confession

"in 9th grade my groin was killing me, i went to the hospital one night after the pain was unbearable, in the emergency room they said it was probably a hernia, after turning my head and coughing quite a bit for a male nurse, they came to the conclusion it might be testicular torsion, so i had an ultra sound done, while getting the ultra sound done on my nuts, i asked the female technician "Is it a boy or girl?" she glared at me and then stared at the monitor again. I was only trying to lighten the moment as my junk was laying out with suction cups on it.. I think she thought that i was joking about the whole situation, i felt like a moron. "
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Old 10-18-2003, 11:43 PM   #25
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When the technicians glare at you it just means they're hot and can barely stand to keep their clothes on. You came within an inch of a severe rapage incident, young man.

You were just...lucky.

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aight i really dont care how old this thread is lmfao u people are crazy
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:threesome LMAO....sick!!!!
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threads from the dead......
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Damn old threads from the Twilight Zone
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:pnoid: yea yea yea i found it funny leave me alone:whistle:
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