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Old 01-19-2007, 01:09 PM   #1
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Candidate for a Darwin Award??

A True Story from the Jacksonville Police Dept:

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no -- he only lives a mile away.

About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving, and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell the man to stay put, they will be right back.

They hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.

An hour later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.

The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the door. There, sitting in the garage, is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.

True story: Told by the driver at his first AA meeting.
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Darwin award goes to anyone who dies doing something stupid. None the less, if that is true, that is funny as hell.
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Yes...this could only be an honorable mention...although funny as hell.
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I don't even know what the Darwin Award is.
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I don't even know what the Darwin Award is.
That's because your mind is warped from listening to 2 pac and Mike Jones. :box:
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That's because your mind is warped from listening to 2 pac and Mike Jones. :box:
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yeah its only honorable mention worthy.

i think the lady that died from water intoxication over the nintendo Wii contest should be one of the top 5.
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Speaking of Darwin, he's an idiot too.
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yeah its only honorable mention worthy.

i think the lady that died from water intoxication over the nintendo Wii contest should be one of the top 5.
lol.. i didn't even know you could die from drinking too much water lol
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yeah its only honorable mention worthy.

i think the lady that died from water intoxication over the nintendo Wii contest should be one of the top 5.
No, she didn't know about it...and didn't know the symptoms. The DJ's that didn't head the many warnings they received about it...and joked about people dying through the competition are the ones that deserve a darwin award worthy event....She was just a victim of an unknown threat.
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no way thats true--if it is i hope those cops are no longer working as officers
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no way thats true--if it is i hope those cops are no longer working as officers
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lol.. i didn't even know you could die from drinking too much water lol
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lol.. i didn't even know you could die from drinking too much water lol
yes it is my niece got very sick one summer from drinking to much water and had to be rushed to the emergency room, luckily she is ok
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hahaha thats freakin great man seriously

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My psychology teacher claims that Darwin was actually an idiot who got sent on a cruise to the Galapagos by hi parents. While he was there he noticed the whole finch thing and started his claim to fame.

Lol I dont know if I should believe that or not but hey we all can have our personal opinions.

BTW, that is a really dumb drunk maneuver.
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"Social Darwinism", originated around the 1890s, but became popular as a derogatory term in the 1940s with Richard Hofstadter's critique of laissez-faire conservatism.[131] The concepts predate Darwin's publication of the Origin in 1859:[130][132] Malthus died in 1834[133] and Spencer published his books on economics in 1851 and on evolution in 1855.[134] Darwin himself insisted that social policy should not simply be guided by concepts of struggle and selection in nature,[135] and that sympathy should be extended to all races and nations.[136][VI]
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what does that have to do with anything?
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