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Old 01-20-2007, 12:12 AM   #1
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Funny email for this weekend :)

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New England
Patriots fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Pats fans too.

Not really knowing what a Pats fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, with one exception. Susie has not gone along with
the crowd.

The teacher asks Susie why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a patriot fan" she reports.

"Then the teacher asks the girl, "What are you?"

"I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan" boasts the little girl.

The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan too", she
responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron
and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a New England Patriots' fan."
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That's hilarious!
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hahaha awesome!
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that last line could read...

then i'd be a Houston Texans fan and would want to keep David Carr as my qb.
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Re: Funny email for this weekend :)

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Silver and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a New England Patriots towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said:

"Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."
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Re: Funny email for this weekend :)

HAHAHAH nice!
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Re: Funny email for this weekend :)

the first joke rocked...the second one---meh god is definately not a pats fan hahaha
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those two were both good

in the spirit of fun ill post this up just cause i laughed my *** off at it

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those two were both good

in the spirit of fun ill post this up just cause i laughed my *** off at it

haha that's great!
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Re: Funny email for this weekend :)

WTHR - Indianapolis News and Weather - Indianapolis Colts Click on that. This is what I have to hear about every time I turn on the news. YAY GO COLTS (Yeah I hope they win, but gesh what now 4 years in a row go all the way and then they forget to play the game...)
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