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Old 01-27-2007, 04:36 PM   #1
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well,
thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had
one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt,
and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens sisters in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.


Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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theres a flash video with that out there somewhere on the web, i'll see if i can find it
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actually this thread is a RE! haha http://www.mustangevolution.com/forum/t10067
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actually this thread is a RE! haha http://www.mustangevolution.com/forum/t10067
Good call, I thought I had seen that somewhere.
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actually this thread is a RE! haha http://www.mustangevolution.com/forum/t10067
Sorry, but that thread is over 2 years old so I didn't know. :dunno:
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lol didn't mean it like that, i just thought u would enjoy the vid
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Oh, I thought ya'll were trying to get me on a repost. That video was pretty good.
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haha i had this as a shirt back a few years
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