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Old 02-07-2007, 01:12 AM   #1
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Dear Abby

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Jeep next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Jeep, that I noticed that the front differential seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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lol... I needed a laugh...
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Dear Jeep-Driving Lesbo,

Yes, you're wife is cheating on you. I really wish you'd tell that ***** to shave though.

As for the Jeep, I'd recommend driving it off a cliff in an attempt to regain a little bit of your manhood.

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:lame: :stupid:

it worked better with a harley (the way the joke was originally told). those things always leak oil.
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Nate nate nate.....
that is older than the al gore invented the internet joke.
I thought you knew better than that.
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Haha I thought it was funny
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Yeah. I know its old. Get over it. Thought I would share it again
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haha wasnt there a mustang one posted before here?
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:52 AM   #10
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haha wasnt there a mustang one posted before here?
yes actually

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i knew it
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That was InteResting
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You people really shouldn't start that.
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o rly?
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it worked better with a harley (the way the joke was originally told). those things always leak oil.

That's funny! My uncle is a big BMW cruiser guy and used to have a shirt that said "If Harley Davidson made an airplane, would you ride it?" The plane was rattling with nuts and bolts everywhere.



Q-Why do they have all those Harley billboards along the highway?


A-So the owners will know how far it is to the next repair shop



Q- Why did Ford start making Harley Davidson trucks?

A- To have something to match the broken bikes they were towing.


Q: Why do harley riders never ride faster than 50mph???
A: Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.

Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts???
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.
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thats kinda funny
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i have to admit, it is funny though
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