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Old 02-07-2007, 03:45 PM   #1
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I'm throwing it downfield.

"**** it, I'm throwing it downfield.

Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? **** it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But **** that. Dumpoff passes are for *******. I'm ****ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? **** that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ****ing football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that ****. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a *****. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh ****. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to throw that ****. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I ****. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am."


That's how you throw a game away...
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Re: F*ck I'm throwing it downfield.

am i the only one really lost after reading that?
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Old 02-07-2007, 03:48 PM   #3
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Re: F*ck I'm throwing it downfield.

Yup...I think that about sums it up. lol

EDIT: They yup is me agreeing to the reading...not to Nicole.
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am i the only one really lost after reading that?
It's supposed to be Grossman speaking, QB of the bears, saying how much of a man he was even though he threw the game away.
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Re: F*ck I'm throwing it downfield.

that dude is so gonna be traded off man. I dont see him going another year with Chicago cause im quite sure Chicago wants to murder him
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Re: F*ck I'm throwing it downfield.

The fans do for sure...but I am willing to bet the coaching staff still things he has promise. When you fumble the snap twice in one game on good snaps at this level...you need to end yourself. not to mention just playing like he did pretty much all season. with a QB that can take a snap, drop back, and actually make a pass to an open receiver, they will be dangerous.
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snaps are the fundumentals of football how does one **** that up seriously now....honestly hes gonna have to prove alot next season and i do mean ALOT
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snaps are the fundumentals of football how does one **** that up seriously now....honestly hes gonna have to prove alot next season and i do mean ALOT
I think it will boil down to whether or not he buys a new set of knee pads or tries to make the season with the worn out set...and how long his jaw can hold up.

Grossman....the Defensive MVP of the game.
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Re: F*ck I'm throwing it downfield.

I can handle a snap better than he can. Every time he aired the ball out in that game it was intercepted.
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Re: I'm throwing it downfield.

Please don't try to get around the swear filter. If you don't want it on the turn it off in the footer. (Not sure if you did that or just copied and pasted it like that)
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Re: I'm throwing it downfield.

I didn't think he'd do well in the Super Bowl, but I had no idea he'd blow it up like he did. Thank you Rex Grossman, please play next year.
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