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Old 02-13-2007, 08:44 AM   #1
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This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service representatives, American Express and Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.
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Old 02-13-2007, 08:47 AM   #2
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oh hell no. what ever will i do without that smell when i walk into my local shoot and loot?
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oh hell no. what ever will i do without that smell when i walk into my local shoot and loot?
Prolly the same thing u would with it... Just not smell it
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nooooo we american's aren't smart enough to run our own convenience stores, we're doomed!
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OH ****... No more BP stores...
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Yep It gonna get real nasty
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too funny
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This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service representatives, American Express and Motel 6 managers.

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fine by me. we can fill those positions easily with post high school graduates who speak English.
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So it'll be like A Day Without a Mexican...... but.. Muslim?

btw that was a horrible movie.
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fine by me. we can fill those positions easily with post high school graduates who speak English.
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So it'll be like A Day Without a Mexican...... but.. Muslim?

btw that was a horrible movie.
or like in cali when the mexicans decided to not work for that day...itd be a muslim walk off
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or like in cali when the mexicans decided to not work for that day...itd be a muslim walk off
yeah i remember that day.

we had three mexicans call in sick. the next morning they were handed their last check, cause we replaced them with 3 high school guys who are funny as hell. at will employment *****es, one of the finer points of california.
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:24 AM   #13
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my job passed a memo that told all the mexicans that if they chose to take that day off, they had to put in for vacation time. if they did not, they would be fired. surprisingly, none of them missed that day. now that's what i call national pride.
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my job passed a memo that told all the mexicans that if they chose to take that day off, they had to put in for vacation time. if they did not, they would be fired. surprisingly, none of them missed that day. now that's what i call national pride.
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fine by me. we can fill those positions easily with post high school graduates who speak English.
soo.... when are you applying?
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