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Old 02-15-2007, 10:25 PM   #1
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Newborn ends up in Pa. woman's pant leg

Feb 15, 7:34 PM EST

CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. (AP) -- A woman gave birth to a boy outside a western Pennsylvania hospital, a delivery that happened so quickly that the infant wound up in the woman's pants.

"It happened so fast," Rebecca Johnson, 24, told the Daily Courier in Connellsville. "I didn't know what happened until he was in my pant leg."

Johnson had just gotten out of the car at Highlands Hospital in Connellsville and was still in the parking lot when her 5-pound, 15-ounce son, Mason Matthew Parkinson, arrived Wednesday.

An emergency room physician cut the umbilical cord in the parking lot, and doctors attended to Johnson until she could be taken to Uniontown Hospital, which has a maternity unit.

Mason, Johnson's fourth child, was doing well
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beats being born in a taxi cab.

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Haha go Pennsylvania.
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hahahahaha so well used up here it just slid right on out :pnoid:
damn 4 kids at 24?
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Apparently she didnt get the birth control memo
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That is some crazy ****
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:25 PM   #8
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for PA
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hahahahaha so well used up here it just slid right on out :pnoid:
damn 4 kids at 24?
haha i was gonna say that too. it was prolly like a hot dog in a hallway. she probably didnt even flinch.
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yet they do sew it up nice and tight after each child birth. So I hear.
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24 and 4 kids You'd have to strap a 2x4 to your *** so you don't fall in
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That put the greatest mental image I have had in awhile in my head!!

They should make a movie that starts out like that, instead of Alice in Wonderland its John in Vaginaland.
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lmao, you guys are hilarious....
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You know uncorking sound you can make by sticking your finger in your mouth and popping it out, that's the first sound that came to my mind when I pictured the kid falling out.
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You know uncorking sound you can make by sticking your finger in your mouth and popping it out, that's the first sound that came to my mind when I pictured the kid falling out.
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You know uncorking sound you can make by sticking your finger in your mouth and popping it out, that's the first sound that came to my mind when I pictured the kid falling out.
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