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Old 02-16-2007, 12:20 PM   #1
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Bill and Hillary are at the Red Sox-Yankees Game; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and swiftly shakes his head "no."

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team"

Bill hesitates... but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would absolutely love it!

Bill shrugs his shoulders and! says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people really want. C'mere Hilly baby..."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right
over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you freakin' *******!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the First Pitch"


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Lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!!


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Hahaha that was great!!
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If you think about it...Bill would break a hip tryin to throw her
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lol that was great
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