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Old 02-17-2007, 09:41 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Damn tree huggers

While walking through the South Dakota woods a man comes upon another
man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are
you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replies.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious the man says, "Well O.K....." and he wraps his
arms around the tree & presses his ear up against it. With this,
the other guy slaps a pair of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet,
jewelry, car keys, and then strips him naked & leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls by & sees the guy
handcuffed to this tree stark naked & asks, "What the hell happened
to you?"

He tells the guy the whole terrible story about how he got where he
is.

When he is finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head
in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear
& said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, is it cupcake?"
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Old 02-17-2007, 09:47 PM   #2
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Now that "Wood" suck
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Old 02-17-2007, 09:53 PM   #3
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yikes, I know the bite was definately worse than the "bark"
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good one
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south dakota though? didn't you mean alabama?





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Old 02-18-2007, 12:31 PM   #8
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man that sucks right there
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I might be going out on a "limb" but I think his *** might be a little sore after all that.
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I'm gonna leaf that one alone
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I'm gonna puke up a "cupcake".



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damn!!.. that is so funny... im never walkin in the woods again..
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The gay guy definately laid "root" to him
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