Damn tree huggers
While walking through the South Dakota woods a man comes upon another
man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replies.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious the man says, "Well O.K....." and he wraps his
arms around the tree & presses his ear up against it. With this,
the other guy slaps a pair of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet,
jewelry, car keys, and then strips him naked & leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by & sees the guy
handcuffed to this tree stark naked & asks, "What the hell happened
He tells the guy the whole terrible story about how he got where he
When he is finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head
in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear
& said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, is it cupcake?"