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Old 02-17-2007, 10:43 PM   #1
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Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
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Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine

26 & 27 is what did it for me.
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Old 02-17-2007, 10:46 PM   #3
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awesome
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thank god i dont know any women like that.
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thank god i dont know any women like that.
My mother is like that.....
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Omg that is describing almost every woman that goes through the atm at work. I had one lady actually hit the ATM machine!
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Omg that is describing almost every woman that goes through the atm at work. I had one lady actually hit the ATM machine!
Damn Right Midnight! You agreed with it and didn't get offended.
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Eh, I learned that denying it just doesn't work. Cause for the most part it's true. Women complicate things. I have hardly seen any guys pull in, back up then pull back in. I think maybe one guy has done it, and he was old and probably shouldn't have been driving to begin with. Not only that but I'm not easily offended.
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Re: Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine

i think those directions for women refers to paris hilton. otherwise, i could care less, although, i usually just have cash no reason to use the ATM lol
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thats to funny
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haha good stuff
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