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Old 02-19-2007, 12:09 PM   #1
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I dont know how true this is but


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Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.
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do what???
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wtf
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if thats actually for real that dude just needs to end himself :suicide:
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We need that guy on here so we can give Mike and Nate a break
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There is no way that is real.
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link to post?
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wow.. i'm seldom rendered speechless...
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how stupid do you have to be...
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I edited it with the original thread.
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I edited it with the original thread.
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I can imagine him sueing volvo cuz it didnt say not to do this in the manual and winning....
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no freaking way! that is worse than the srt4 kid hydrolocking his motor cause he poured degreaser down the spark plug hole to clean the top of the piston.

OMFG you guys realize the original post was 2003...........
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I knew this had been around for a while

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no freaking way! that is worse than the srt4 kid hydrolocking his motor cause he poured degreaser down the spark plug hole to clean the top of the piston.
got link to this?

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**** it was from the days i used to post over at the 3.8 forums, and i think they closed and killed that thread because it was likely either a really stupid person or a troll/fake.
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Remember: if you can afford a nice car for your dumb kid, don't buy it for him.
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all i can say is that that is freakin hilarious. no other way to put it....
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i want to meet that kid just to laugh at him
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