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Old 02-28-2007, 11:00 AM   #1
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Squeezable Relish

Well whoever thought of this idea... was nuts haha... it was cheaper than the stuff in the jar so I got it

I took the seal off, put the lid back on and went to squeeze it onto a hotdog I'd just made

... a little bit drizzles out... then it makes an awful noise... then it stops.
I squeeze harder, the relish is NOT coming out of the container.. flip the container upright again flip it back, shake it up, try everything... I squeeze it one more time, get ready to give up and take the cap off to put the relish onto the hotdog...

all of a sudden half the container blows out onto my plate it made the most godawful noise, the two roomates that were here ran out of their rooms asking me if I was alright 2:

So yeah... after scooping as much as I could back into the container.. I vowed to never use the squeezable part again.. and just take the lid off and pour it on

just thought I'd share
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Haha that's funny right there
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i hate it cause all that usually comes out is the liquid preservative crap, which makes the bun all soggy right quick.
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noobs at squeezables...


gotta angle that **** man
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I'm laughing out loud at work.
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Re: Squeezable Relish

haha!

wow.. you just haven't figured it out yet..

blue is right, you gotta angle that bottle or else you get the explosive event that you happened upon.

Good luck next time.
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noobs at squeezables...


gotta angle that **** man
Works for me everytime
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ew, relish
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haha!

wow.. you just haven't figured it out yet..

blue is right, you gotta angle that bottle or else you get the explosive event that you happened upon.

Good luck next time.
I think it all exploded out because I angled it a little before tipping it upright, where I was just going to remove the cap to get to it

at least it all landed on the plate
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lmao u know if i had seen that i would not let u live it down, right? lol
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Re: Squeezable Relish

I feel the same way about the relish and squeezable bottles. Never seems to go as smoothly as a jar and a fork....plus the river of juice that comes out on first use...yeah, I will stick with my jar.
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lmao u know if i had seen that i would not let u live it down, right? lol
You didn't see it, but you heard about it.. don't let him live it down either way!
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Relish ftl
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wow lots of relish haters hmm intresting
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wow lots of relish haters hmm intresting
I'm not, I love relish :yup:
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Re: Squeezable Relish

You know if you skim over this thread all you catch is, "Weird sounds, explosions, river of juices." Ewwww. Sounds more like an unfortunate spewing of feces than it does relish.



REALLY, squeezable containers ownzjoo!
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You know if you skim over this thread all you catch is, "Weird sounds, explosions, river of juices." Ewwww. Sounds more like an unfortunate spewing of feces than it does relish.

that's about what it sounded like, that's why I found it amusing enough to post


MeteoraChick -> ADMIT it, you wouldn't have laughed at me, youd've been admiring my impressive strength and muscles for creating such a forceful relish explosion
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That's just sick.
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This is definitely my favorite thread of the day thus far.
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funny ****.....i like relish

I thought you got booby trapped at first until i read it all
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Booby Trapped Relish Squeeze Containers? :
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Booby Trapped Relish Squeeze Containers? :
I am a very big prankster so I am always thinking of new things to do
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I am a very big prankster so I am always thinking of new things to do
ever watched that show that Ryan Dunn hosted on MTV he had some awesome pranks. I did the confetti ceiling fan prank (confetti the blades of the ceiling fan and when they turn it on it goes everywhere)

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Tell me fellow Ry.. how do you booby trap a squeeze bottle, I would like to know for Hamburgers and Hot dogs tonight, some family sucker will use the ketchup, I know it.
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put pin holes in it that way when they squeeze it goes at them
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Tell me fellow Ry.. how do you booby trap a squeeze bottle, I would like to know for Hamburgers and Hot dogs tonight, some family sucker will use the ketchup, I know it.
Simply cut the hole a little bigger its cut kind of like a cross patern. Pull the top off and put a small cut out round piece of plastic from like a baggy. Screw the top back on. They will squeeze a little and nothing will come out untill they give it a good hard squeeze them kaboom
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Kind of like what happened here?
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Kind of like what happened here?
Exactly
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Hahahaha that'd be great on mustard/etc with the 'no mess ' type lids, but this relish is just a pop top with a somewhat large hole for the relish to come out of, there's no film or material in the hole... I still got owned haha
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Brilliant.
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Brilliant.
As in the Guiness Beer "Brilliant" ???
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