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Old 10-22-2003, 11:45 AM   #1
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Good stuff there Ken.
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Reminds me of Wylde Nept Maids when you're young...
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I'm so slow. It took me 2 minutes to get.

Purdy funny though.
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rofl thats great that 18 year old bride is pretty sick to be banging the old guy though. I bet the doctor got her pregnant! ok, i'm just really bored..
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OMG that is totally off base That deserves to be edited !!!

































YEAH RIGHT !!! Nice joke dude
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I was gonna say.... Geez Corey, taking this moderation job a little too critical arent we?
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