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Old 10-22-2003, 02:24 PM   #36
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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Quote:
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what is all of this?
The most interesting thread on V6stangs all afternoon!
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She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again
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The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't
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McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.
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Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze
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Old 10-22-2003, 02:28 PM   #47
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Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever
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He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
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JESUS CHRIST!!!

Deep Thoughts.... by Jack Handy.

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The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease
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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
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The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red crayon.
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The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
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The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while
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He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something
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Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."
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She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
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It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.
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The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium
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She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature British beef.
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She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
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Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why
the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve,
its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and
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People who want to share their religious views
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