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Old 10-27-2003, 08:03 AM   #141
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If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Old 10-27-2003, 08:48 PM   #143
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How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Because that shows the relative desirability and importance of the position, DUH!
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:26 AM   #144
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:27 AM   #145
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Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:27 AM   #146
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:27 AM   #147
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:27 AM   #148
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The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:27 AM   #149
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Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:27 AM   #151
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:27 AM   #152
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:28 AM   #155
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
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ken i change my statement i made on ur last post these r funny!! Ur still a post whore tho.
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Old 10-28-2003, 10:22 AM   #161
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I'm at like 300 posts in the past 10 days
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Ken the aliens in the UFO'S know we have camcorders and dowt want to be on the news.
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