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Old 03-09-2007, 10:30 AM   #1
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Post Office Job

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment"
and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are
from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.

You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.
Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says.

"For the first two hours we stand around scratching our nuts...no point in
you coming in for that."
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lol thats pretty good... and uhhh true!
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lol thats pretty good... and uhhh true!
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LOL! My aunt works for the post office & would probably beg to differ, especially around Christmas time, but that was still funny.
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LOL! My aunt works for the post office & would probably beg to differ, especially around Christmas time, but that was still funny.
Hopefully your Aunt doesn't own any assult rifles
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thats funny
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hahahah this is so totally off topic, but i dreamt i got Popplers collection in a dream last night lmaooooo
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hahahah this is so totally off topic, but i dreamt i got Popplers collection in a dream last night lmaooooo
Send me some of what you we're smokin
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lol i was referring to the blue's travelers getting popped yesterday...
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whats that **** that was big not to long ago...

salvia divinorum?

that **** still legal?
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whats that **** that was big not to long ago...

salvia divinorum?

that **** still legal?
Yes. It's great too.
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