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Old 03-20-2007, 09:58 PM   #71
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Z0MG!!11oneone1!! Jus p0wnz0red dis Spec V on da fr33w4y!!1! Wuz g0in like at 35 and I w4s lik "Hey d0ch3! Git 0ut da way Bish!!1" Den i fl00'd it and breezed by dat M0f0 lik he didnt kn0w an' he wuz lik "wH0a h0t dayummmmmm!11one! I betta cach dat f00!!1" an den he trayed to fl00 it an den he almos kech me buh den i fl00 it t00 an he be lik "Sh4t m4n!" an he uzes deh NNAAWWZZ on meh an den i pull of dah freew4y zo i wun da races!!!oneone! W00t **** hot dayum ya m0ff0s!1
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Oh man....that hurt the eyes and head.
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:19 PM   #73
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It was a bit painful to type
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did anyone else have a hard time reading that!? Your crazy D.S. !
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:46 PM   #75
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yea, it must have taken a long time and was a serious pita to type all that out. lol
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The other day I was coming home from work down FM-1570. I was coming around the big curve and a big flaming chariot pulled out next to me as I was coming around the turn. It had two big-*** white horses up front with stickers all over them and ****. I think one was named "VTEC" and the other was named "NOS". Something like that.

Anyway, I looked over at the dude driving and about laughed my *** off. He was your usual 2 A.D. style poser, complete with the crown of thorns tilted to the side. He gave me the nod, so I knew he wanted to run 'em.

So I threw it down from 3rd to 2nd and floored it. I jumed a car on him pretty quick. Once I hit fifth though, he started to catch up. That's when the horses sprouted wings and began to fly. So I hit the button to pop my wing out of the trunk and took off too. By the time I hit 12th gear, we were beginning to exit the Earth's atmosphere. We flew towards Polaris, and as we got close... that's when he hit the NOS (with a whip). So I hit my Zex and **** got crazy fast. We ripped through the space-time continuum for a while, side-by-side. Finally, a deer ran out in front of him and he nailed it. It was a pretty cool explosion.

It was a good race. I drove back by to make sure he was ok and he gave me the thumbs up.

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bbunt, you are now banned from driving your car until you realize that shifting from second to third is not shifting to 12th and sprouting wings.

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I seen him do it once before. His ****'s crazy like you don't even know.

......Didn't NOS used to be your horse Bunt??
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I seen him do it once before. His ****'s crazy like you don't even know.

......Didn't NOS used to be your horse Bunt??
Yeah, that "Jesus" character is a real bastard. Stole my horse and then raced me with it a couple years later.

Can't hate the guy though 'cause he gives a great thumbs up...
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It is impressive isn't it.
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