The other day I was coming home from work down FM-1570. I was coming around the big curve and a big flaming chariot pulled out next to me as I was coming around the turn. It had two big-*** white horses up front with stickers all over them and ****. I think one was named "VTEC" and the other was named "NOS". Something like that.
Anyway, I looked over at the dude driving and about laughed my *** off. He was your usual 2 A.D. style poser, complete with the crown of thorns tilted to the side. He gave me the nod, so I knew he wanted to run 'em.
So I threw it down from 3rd to 2nd and floored it. I jumed a car on him pretty quick. Once I hit fifth though, he started to catch up. That's when the horses sprouted wings and began to fly. So I hit the button to pop my wing out of the trunk and took off too. By the time I hit 12th gear, we were beginning to exit the Earth's atmosphere. We flew towards Polaris, and as we got close... that's when he hit the NOS (with a whip). So I hit my Zex and **** got crazy fast. We ripped through the space-time continuum for a while, side-by-side. Finally, a deer ran out in front of him and he nailed it. It was a pretty cool explosion.
It was a good race. I drove back by to make sure he was ok and he gave me the thumbs up.