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Old 03-30-2007, 04:17 PM   #71
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Re: Was wondering....

Actually, I think I'm starting to reconsider this Christianity thing. This God guy kicks ***.

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Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
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The Lord raised up for them a deliverer, Ehud...And Ehud said, 'I have a message from God for you.' And he rose from his seat. And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly; and the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not draw the sword out of his belly; and the dirt came out.
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Slay and utterly destroy after them, says the Lord, and do all that I have commanded you.
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And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Bears are the ****.
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Why the stupid whores comment?
I take it you didn't actually read the last verse I posted? I was talking about the stupid whores.
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i am amused at the fact that you chose those passages from the bible. you chose to find the passages that speak of death and damnation rather than complete you research and read on. one of the most famous passages speaks volumes to me:

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
John 3:16
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Because I like the ones I chose. They're God's Word too, right?

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The Lord was grieved that he had made man on the Earth, and his heart was filled with pain. So I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the Earth- men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air- for I am grieved that I have made them.
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actually that would be the Ten Commandments. and last i checked, flirting was not considered adultry if that was directed at me.
If in fact it was, it wouldn't bother me. I have done wrongs, I had premarital sex, I have used the Lord's name in vain, I have wanted, I have envied, I have sinned. We are human and cannot go through life without sin. Only One has done so. But it is through Christ(yes, I know i'm preaching to the choir) that we may be forgiven for our sins.


If someone calls me out(for example) of doing something that "my" Bible or "my" God says is wrong, I say yeah, I did it. I'm wrong and I'm human. The whole perception that Christians think they are better than everyone, unfortunately, more often than not is true. I know several and went to church with them. But to assume that they are all like that when speaking to them(I mean this to no specific person), is no worse than having our "religion" crammed down said person's throat.

[rant] One thing that does annoy the piss out of me, is that Christians as a whole are against gays as much as the US is against Communism. I can't stand the fact that they(most religions) think because one is gay/lesbian, that they are going straight to hell, do not pass go, no 200 bucks. Christians as a whole who are in this fight, need to take a hard look in the mirror. Getting hammered after work, sleeping with that random chick, going to the casino(all of which I have done, again I'm not perfect) are just the same as trucker chicks going at it. [/rant]
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I take it you didn't actually read the last verse I posted? I was talking about the stupid whores.
I read it, but I read it wrong. My apologies.
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[rant] One thing that does annoy the piss out of me, is that Christians as a whole are against gays as much as the US is against Communism. I can't stand the fact that they(most religions) think because one is gay/lesbian, that they are going straight to hell, do not pass go, no 200 bucks. Christians as a whole who are in this fight, need to take a hard look in the mirror. Getting hammered after work, sleeping with that random chick, going to the casino(all of which I have done, again I'm not perfect) are just the same as trucker chicks going at it. [/rant]
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If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death.
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Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals
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I love it when people try and throw Old testament arguments in Christians faces, which is what you are doing. Again I say, for like the 3rd time, the bible is a guideline. 99.9 percent of the Old testament is just that, old. That is referencing the timeframe which was before the birth of Jesus. There are many lessons to be learned from the Old Testament, but it's just a guideline for what's right and wrong.
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Because I like the ones I chose. They're God's Word too, right?
actually no. some is from the disciples and some from followers. plus the original Book was written in latin. there have been many translations of the original but no one can agree as to which is the correct translation. my wife and i have 3 different bibles in the house and each one has a slightly different translation. but if it makes you happy, go on and mock that of which you do not understand. Christians have been persecuted for centuries because of the uneducated such as yourself. and i don't mean that as an insult. it only means that you are not fully educated in Christianity. so, acutally i will ask that you do not continue this mockery of my beliefs. i can't see anywhere in this entire thread that myself or Bullitt have done as such to your beliefs. i think you have made your point and at the end of this post, i will have made mine. we should agree to disagree and call it a day.

Be strong and of a good courage, fear not, nor be afraid of them: for the LORD thy God, he it is that doth go with thee; he will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.
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You missed what came after 1 Cor 6:9, 10 and 11 say this.

10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

11And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.


Meaning if you accepted Jesus and the Lord as your saviour, you will see the Kingdom of Heaven. God knows that no single one of us are perfect, which is why He allows us to be forgiven of our sins. Not in the way of, "Oh, I'll go shoot up, get drunk, what not, and then just ask for forgiveness later," but in the way of, "God, I have a problem and I need to deal with it. Please forgive me of weaknesses and help me to relieve myself of sin".
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I love it when people try and throw Old testament arguments in Christians faces, which is what you are doing. Again I say, for like the 3rd time, the bible is a guideline. 99.9 percent of the Old testament is just that, old. That is referencing the timeframe which was before the birth of Jesus. There are many lessons to be learned from the Old Testament, but it's just a guideline for what's right and wrong.
It was not ok for gays to be... gay in the Old Testament but that rule was revised in the New Testament?

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Old 03-30-2007, 04:49 PM   #82
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I'm with stumpy. I have not attacked you or called you dumb or stereotyped you or questioned your beliefs. I cannot make you do anything nor will I force you. Like Stumpy said, it is said that one has to want to be with God to be accepted into his loving arms, not be thrown at Him and made to love. We are given a choice, and what you chose is between you and God. I cannot judge you and will not. I am just a vessel for His message.

I will say this though, I have found, that atheists(not referring to you bunt) always seem to go on the defensive and begin to make personal attacks when discussing the Lord. Any wonder why Stumpy?
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It was not ok for gays to be... gay in the Old Testament but that rule was revised in the New Testament?

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No, I was saying that a sin is a sin is a sin, as in the Bible. I never said it was ok, just saying that saying GD, or getting drunk and so on, is no worse than being gay and vice versa. The ONLY, and I mean ONLY, sin that is a one way ticket to Hell is blasphemy, or to deny that Jesus is your saviour and God exists.

I seriously doubt God wants us Christians going around and killing gays/lesbians, people who sleep with other peoples spouse's, etc.

Leviticus

21And if a man shall take his brother's wife, it is an unclean thing: he hath uncovered his brother's nakedness; they shall be childless.

Another confusing interpretation . Does that mean we as society should remove the man's and his brother's wife's genitalia, or does that mean God will take care of it? Again, I think the things in the bible that are questionable, like things like this, we should just know that it is wrong and should not do it.
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I haven't made a single personal attack yet. And I won't. EDIT: I take that back. I did make a very hurtful comment towards DarkShadow and I am truly sorry.

As for how much I may or may not "know" about Christianity, here's a wonderful little piece of information. I was raised a Christian. I used to go to church every Sunday morning and night. I was baptized when I was 16. My mother, father, brother, sister, grandmother, grandfather, uncles, aunts, cousins, so on and so forth, are all Christian. I love my family more than anything.

I'm not here to argue or attack anyone. I'm here to make you question your beliefs. Unfortunately, some people get really defensive about that because they are insecure about their faith to begin with. But remember, belief without questioning is not faith. If you never question what you are told, you can never be a true believer.

I questioned my beliefs and decided that I really didn't believe them. Believe it or not, this thread has helped me to further that disbelief because it has caused me to stop and analyze things at a level that I haven't in a long time. So I must thank you all for the wonderful discussion.

PS> If you'll remember from Sunday school, 1st Corinthians is a New Testament book. I guess gays are alright though if they wake up one day and decide not to be gay and prostrate themselves at the feet of God.
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PS> If you'll remember from Sunday school, 1st Corinthians is a New Testament book. I guess gays are alright though if they wake up one day and decide not to be gay and prostrate themselves at the feet of God.
I was referring to Leviticus. I never said it was ok, but them being gay is between them and God. I also was not trying to question your knowledge. I wasn't defensive, although it is hard to portray how you mean something through typed words . I have questioned my beliefs several times and have doubted, then God revealed what I needed to know as proof that He is the beginning and the end, alpha and omega. I do not speak it as if I were programmed, but from the bottom of my heart. If God wanted everyone to be saved and everyone know His existence, what would be the point of faith, what would be the point of choice. That choice is a gift, a choice between heaven and hell. I'm digressing again, sorry.
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bbunt, dont know if you read my post slightly before yours... but apparently we have a few theories in common.

here is something i thought is appropriate for the topic...

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people donít understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.


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Are you mocking me?
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my post directed towards bbunt was about we are all energy.

my contribution to this thread is an ageless religion titled the chruch of the flying spagetti monster. i think its a quite interesting religion.
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Gotcha, darn the interweb and confusion .
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I haven't made a single personal attack yet. And I won't. EDIT: I take that back. I did make a very hurtful comment towards DarkShadow and I am truly sorry.
lol, it's ok, and my granny forgives you too.

I've already done what bbunt has done and went the other way so this doesn't really bother me, but I will say that a lot of those verses were taken out of context but I'm sure he knows that
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It was not ok for gays to be... gay in the Old Testament but that rule was revised in the New Testament?

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Its true its not ok for gays to be gay.

Now Lesbians like Jeep drivers on the other hand is alright.


BTW Stumpy if I'm not mistaken the bible says somewhere that thinking the act is as bad as doing it.
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BTW Stumpy if I'm not mistaken the bible says somewhere that thinking the act is as bad as doing it.
probably, but you are probably thinking of the commandment that states:

Thou shall not covet another man's wife.

by covetting, i.e thinking perversely, you are committing a sin. but i never claimed to be without sin. i can be pretty bad.:pnoid:
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HMmm...I stopped replying to this thread because I realized I was actaully getting angry over things being said. It's like I wanted to scream at the screen "he is here for you! just take his hand, plz be saved w/me!" because that is truely want I want for everyone, whether they want it for themselves or not. When I read them tonight I was truely horrified and the sarcastic and antagonastic way the verses was taken out of pretext! That is my bible your mocking, it is the book that takes me closer to my God. And like stumpy said, none of us are sin free, i sin every day, and every night I lay down and ask God to forgive me. Not for the sins, but for not living in the christain way, because if i did, I wouldn't of sinned to begin with. I just ask him to help me be a better person, so I won't have these faults. Also, I along w/lots of ppl doubt their faith. BUT you aren't supposed to, that is NOT what faith is about. Once you are truely with God, you will not doubt, you aren't supposed to. But being a faithful christian is somewhat a process, the more you read your bible and learn what God wants from you and for you it then gets easier to follow him. oh yes......God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.....Gays just make me sad.....theres no hope for them, it is clearly written. Good ppl or not it's not how the world is meant to rock......man and woman is just the way it is supposed to be. Besides I know you all think it's hot to see two chicks go at it, but if it was legal, and they all got married, it wouldn't be a big deal to see anymore AND you would have to see men married too....which is just ickyyyy!
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Re: Was wondering....

Sarcastic and antagonistic?

Hey, I didn't write 'em. I guess I should post entire chapters.

Since the Old Testament chapters apparently aren't meant to be taken literally, we will just look at what lessons we can learn from them.

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1 When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them,

2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose.

3 Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not contend with man forever, for he is mortal; his days will be a hundred and twenty years."

4 The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went to the daughters of men and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown.

5 The LORD saw how great man's wickedness on the earth had become, and that every inclination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil all the time.

6 The LORD was grieved that he had made man on the earth, and his heart was filled with pain.

7 So the LORD said, "I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth—men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air—for I am grieved that I have made them."

8 But Noah found favor in the eyes of the LORD.

9 This is the account of Noah. Noah was a righteous man, blameless among the people of his time, and he walked with God.

10 Noah had three sons: Shem, Ham and Japheth.

11 Now the earth was corrupt in God's sight and was full of violence.

12 God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways.

13 So God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth.

14 So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out.

15 This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high.

16 Make a roof for it and finish the ark to within 18 inches of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks.

17 I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens, every creature that has the breath of life in it. Everything on earth will perish.

18 But I will establish my covenant with you, and you will enter the ark—you and your sons and your wife and your sons' wives with you.

19 You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you.

20 Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive.

21 You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them."

22 Noah did everything just as God commanded him.
Lesson: God made humans and decided he didn't agree with how they were living, despite the fact that he had given them free thought. So he killed just about all of them, along with millions of other creatures, except for this one guy and his family because he was a great ***-kisser. I think what God is trying to teach us here is that is okay to destroy things who don't disagree with you, as long as you are God. But it's definitely not cool for anyone else to do.

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1 The LORD said to Moses,

2 "Take vengeance on the Midianites for the Israelites. After that, you will be gathered to your people."

3 So Moses said to the people, "Arm some of your men to go to war against the Midianites and to carry out the LORD's vengeance on them.

4 Send into battle a thousand men from each of the tribes of Israel."

5 So twelve thousand men armed for battle, a thousand from each tribe, were supplied from the clans of Israel.

6 Moses sent them into battle, a thousand from each tribe, along with Phinehas son of Eleazar, the priest, who took with him articles from the sanctuary and the trumpets for signaling.

7 They fought against Midian, as the LORD commanded Moses, and killed every man.

8 Among their victims were Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur and Reba—the five kings of Midian. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword.

9 The Israelites captured the Midianite women and children and took all the Midianite herds, flocks and goods as plunder.

10 They burned all the towns where the Midianites had settled, as well as all their camps.

11 They took all the plunder and spoils, including the people and animals,

12 and brought the captives, spoils and plunder to Moses and Eleazar the priest and the Israelite assembly at their camp on the plains of Moab, by the Jordan across from Jericho.

13 Moses, Eleazar the priest and all the leaders of the community went to meet them outside the camp.

14 Moses was angry with the officers of the army—the commanders of thousands and commanders of hundreds—who returned from the battle.

15 "Have you allowed all the women to live?" he asked them.

16 "They were the ones who followed Balaam's advice and were the means of turning the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD's people.

17 Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man,

18 but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.
Lesson: If people don't believe in God, they should be killed. Except for the virgins, because they make great sex slaves.

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1 When Ephraim spoke, men trembled;
he was exalted in Israel.
But he became guilty of Baal worship and died.

2 Now they sin more and more;
they make idols for themselves from their silver,
cleverly fashioned images,
all of them the work of craftsmen.
It is said of these people,
"They offer human sacrifice
and kiss the calf-idols."

3 Therefore they will be like the morning mist,
like the early dew that disappears,
like chaff swirling from a threshing floor,
like smoke escaping through a window.

4 "But I am the LORD your God,
who brought you out of Egypt.
You shall acknowledge no God but me,
no Savior except me.

5 I cared for you in the desert,
in the land of burning heat.

6 When I fed them, they were satisfied;
when they were satisfied, they became proud;
then they forgot me.

7 So I will come upon them like a lion,
like a leopard I will lurk by the path.

8 Like a bear robbed of her cubs,
I will attack them and rip them open.
Like a lion I will devour them;
a wild animal will tear them apart.

9 "You are destroyed, O Israel,
because you are against me, against your helper.

10 Where is your king, that he may save you?
Where are your rulers in all your towns,
of whom you said,
'Give me a king and princes'?

11 So in my anger I gave you a king,
and in my wrath I took him away.

12 The guilt of Ephraim is stored up,
his sins are kept on record.

13 Pains as of a woman in childbirth come to him,
but he is a child without wisdom;
when the time arrives,
he does not come to the opening of the womb.

14 "I will ransom them from the power of the grave;
I will redeem them from death.
Where, O death, are your plagues?
Where, O grave, is your destruction?
"I will have no compassion,

15 even though he thrives among his brothers.
An east wind from the LORD will come,
blowing in from the desert;
his spring will fail
and his well dry up.
His storehouse will be plundered
of all its treasures.

16 The people of Samaria must bear their guilt,
because they have rebelled against their God.
They will fall by the sword;
their little ones will be dashed to the ground,
their pregnant women ripped open."
Lesson: If you believe in any other religion, God will **** you up bad. Especially if "it is said" (aka, some people have been spreading some bull****) that you sacrifice humans. Then he's really gonna rip up your pregnant women. This is also teaches us that abortion is okay, but only if its mandated by God.

That's all for today's early-early-early Sunday morning services. Don't forget to tip your waiter. A couple parting words however:

Quote:
Originally Posted by John 5:31 (Jesus speaking)
If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid.
Quote:
Originally Posted by John 8:14 (Jesus speaking again)
Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid.
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omg, your a ****tard, you speak of something you don't know nothing about, which yourself claim, yet anti-claim by posting verses and scripture that you try to interpret, very badly with decided sarcasam. Your a complete and total moron. Not for your beliefs, because obviously theres no help for you. So I could give a flying rats *** what happens to you after all youve posted. But because you, who preached in the first few post "your judging me, blah blah, you shouldn't judge, but your the one now in the LAST few post that has became judge and jury to christians, your an idiot, a complete and total fool, I have nothing more to say to you. This thread and it's arguements were done w/until you and your inability to rile me up any more decided to go on the attack yourself. So keep posting your bull****, nobody is listening anymore.
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Then let's hear your interpretation of those verses. At least you picked up on the sarcasm though.

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OH lord, I"m so laffing @ you! Your crazy! I like everyone, EVERYONE, really, and I was really starting to dislike you alot, but since you asked so nicely, but lets only talk about sex,drugs and R&R, you know, the sins. But not religion=)



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OH lord, I"m so laffing @ you! Your crazy! I like everyone, EVERYONE, really, and I was really starting to dislike you alot, but since you asked so nicely, but lets only talk about sex,drugs and R&R, you know, the sins. But not religion=)



*shakes head* walkz away laffing.........
So one minute I'm a complete moron, the next minute you want to talk about sex???








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HaHaHa! I'm particularly partial to "The Ride" backwards!
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Well this took a disgusting turn.
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HaHaHa! I'm particularly partial to "The Ride" backwards!
The Bible sayeth thou shalt not haveth sexual intercourse before married.

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I'm pretty sure shes married and has kids
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That's cool with me. It's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you.
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