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Old 03-28-2007, 11:36 AM   #1
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Funny Story, Thought Id Share The Laugh

So yesterday my friend Mike picks me up to go on a blunt ride, well he says hes got something to tell me that I should be prepared, so Im like okay okay out with it.

So Saturday me the gf her friends and my buddy Mike we all go play pool then to a diner. Afterwards we went our own ways. Well when he went home his roommate was having a get together and what not and he started kicking people out minus a few who were drunk, esp this one chick who started hanging out with us on the random again whos name is Jill. Well this girl Jill was known back in HS for being the BJ Queen meaning if you asked you'll 99% of the time recieve.

So he goes tells her she can pass out on the couch whatever you know sleep it off, he proceeds to go use the bathroom, get back in his room change in the dark when he sees a glare of his mirror he looks closer and he sees its Jill, he kind flips out tells her she needs to go sleep in the living room and get out since hes talking to another girl he has zero intrest in her.

Well she goes and goes back in his room and this time locks it (has one of those hook locks that go into the whole. Well he says the next thing he knows is that he starts feeling pretty good while in his sleep and starts to realize its too good he opens up his eyes to see this chick Jill layings next to him with his hands on her tits and her jerking him off () hes like "wtf jill how the **** you get into my room" he says she never answered.

So he tells her she needs to get out next thing he knows she just proceeds to start giving him head so whatever he gave her a load in the mouth and told her to get the **** out of his room. While shes trying to get all cuddling with him, he keeps saying get out go to the living room, locks the door again. Goes back to sleep.

Wakes up at 8 am to see her once again sleeping on his side again, flips out and this time kicks her out the house.


By the time he was finished with his story we were half way through teh blunt just laughing our asses off and coming to the conclusion that shes one HUGE pyscho *** chick. Cant believe that ****, so damn funny, he's like "she raped me man, how funny is that"

Just figured Id share the laugh that I had...

CliffNotes: Pyscho chick watches him change in the dark, gets kicked out to the living room, buddy locks door, she breaks in jerks him off, then gives him head, kicks her out the room again, locks door, breaks in again noticed when he wakes up in the morning.

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You have some crazy stories man
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Old 03-28-2007, 11:53 AM   #3
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You have some crazy stories man
haha ive always seriously thought of writing a book cause honestly me and my friends have had some crazy **** go down in our lives esp since we all grown up together, these are the same group of friends Ive had since elementry/middle school.

But yeah that right there is taking the cake right now
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World needs more Jill's
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im moving to connecticut..........
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lolol...

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lmao great story... had me lmao
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