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Old 03-31-2007, 02:57 PM   #1
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Tha Marine and tha french woman.

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the
entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well
dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this
American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, " Sir, you
Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the
wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the
wrong ***** out the window..."
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