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Old 04-03-2007, 04:52 PM   #1
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Questions Girls Ask and Guys Hate

This is great

Questions From Your Girlfriend That Aren't Really Questions

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“Don’t our married friends seem happy?”

What it really means: “I want to get married.”

Nine out of ten times the question won’t be phrased like this (or worse, it won’t be a question), but the basic idea remains: your girlfriend is ready for a commitment that no intelligent man should ever, ever want to engage in. The question might be somewhat forgivable if it was even halfway accurate: no, Diane, our married friends don’t seem happy. Rob’s wife definitely seems happy, considering she gets to turn nagging into a full-time job, but there’s a certain…deadness to Rob’s eyes that isn’t really indicative of jubilance.

How to deal with it:
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“Do you think she’s pretty?”
What it really means: “Prove to me you aren’t attracted to other women.”


This one's great, reminds me of my late 60's ex coworker, whenever we'd go out with the gang and his wife would tag along she'd make remarks like that, and he'd say stuff like 'Reminds me of you when you were a young cutie' she'd just glare at him...

She always got him back by flirting with the young guys, it's a match made in heaven I tell ya..


Back in the early 90s she'd almost divorced him because he slept with another woman, she got a lawyer/etc... racked up the costs

they ended up staying together after she almost put him in bankruptcy.. they both laugh about it..

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haha, great post, and oh so true
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Truthyness!

"Alternatively, if she asks the question too many times just fill a bag with oranges and swing it around menacingly. “If you ask me that one more time,” you can say, “then this is what we’re doing tonight.”"
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I don't know about other ppls, because I don't base mine on what other ppl do. But I have a crazy killer excellent marriage. We are very honest w/each other, no matter what. We're both horrible flirts, and it doesn't matter, we always go home w/each other. And we trust each other, not the ol' "trust is earned thing" but I tell him the same he tells me "i'll trust you until you give me a reason not too" And it's worked for five years. We've been together for nine. Everyone tells us we are exactly like the old man and woman on Everybody loves Raymond. Nothing is ever serious. *shrug* It's what you make of it.
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Oh so true
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Truthyness!

"Alternatively, if she asks the question too many times just fill a bag with oranges and swing it around menacingly. “If you ask me that one more time,” you can say, “then this is what we’re doing tonight.”"
I've had a boyfriend do stuff like that, lol, it always made me smile and we got over it. Found something else to do.
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