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Old 04-04-2007, 04:13 PM   #71
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btw, Mark, nothing's wrong with me. We are just not all like you lol. Besides, you need to stay single cause everyone needs that single friend to go hang with to get away from married life.
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btw, Mark, nothing's wrong with me. We are just not all like you lol. Besides, you need to stay single cause everyone needs that single friend to go hang with to get away from married life.
plus, everyone needs a wingman. How else are you gonna pry a girl away from the cockblocking *****y alpha female friend? I've frequently had to do the dead... it's not hard, they typically just crave attention but are too ugly to get any good comments
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plus, everyone needs a wingman. How else are you gonna pry a girl away from the cockblocking *****y alpha female friend? I've frequently had to do the dead... it's not hard, they typically just crave attention but are too ugly to get any good comments
haha i found if you go and feed them all shots asap they usually get there guard down and you go find some random dude at the bar to hit on them just make sure he's smashed

always works trust me i have to do it all the time
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I've found...you feed them and yourself with shots and then just hit them both...:dunno:
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I've found...you feed them and yourself with shots and then just hit them both...:dunno:
I love this... I just don't want to realize I slept with the ugly friend... but maybe I can get her to tape while the attractive friend and I go at it... nothing like a momento from the night.
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I've found...you feed them and yourself with shots and then just hit them both...:dunno:
I dunno some of my GFs friends are like whoa no (she goes to an all girl college so they cant all be hot) but seriously one or two of her friends are just like damn what id do to tap that. thats who I wanna hang wit, her bar friends nooooooo I do what i said above seriously I just want them to go else where while I get my swerve on
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I dunno some of my GFs friends are like whoa no (she goes to an all girl college so they cant all be hot) but seriously one or two of her friends are just like damn what id do to tap that. thats who I wanna hang wit, her bar friends nooooooo I do what i said above seriously I just want them to go else where while I get my swerve on
You young bucks need to learn the golden rule to life...

Life is too short for high standards. :beer:
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Life is too short for high standards. :beer:
who said anything about high standards... I just don't want to throw up when I see her again. *sigh* oh well, I suppose it'll be worth it. But no chicks bigger than me (and since I'm 6'2" and 240...) that shouldn't be terribly hard to avoid.
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get your swerve on?
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who said anything about high standards... I just don't want to throw up when I see her again. *sigh* oh well, I suppose it'll be worth it. But no chicks bigger than me (and since I'm 6'2" and 240...) that shouldn't be terribly hard to avoid.
Who said anything about them spending the night? Sheesh...
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get your swerve on?
He is referring to what he is doing on the drive home...I think.
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He is referring to what he is doing on the drive home...I think.
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get your swerve on?
getting my drink on

BTW I dont have high standards but if they look like a female verision of meatwad we have issues seriously
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getting my drink on
Back when I was going to school, I believe the term was "get a stumble"...

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Back when I was going to school, I believe the term was "get a stumble"...

"What are you getting into tonight?"
"I believe I'm going to break out the Club 400 and get a stumble".
really, never heard of that one actually
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Back when I was going to school, I believe the term was "get a stumble"...

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"I believe I'm going to break out the Club 400 and get a stumble".
"what are you doing tonight?"
"gettin' ****ty/plowed/tanked/hosed" yeah.
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yep those were like from back in HS hahaha

now a days we used geeked

"what you guys up too." "about to get geeked" or you can use geek squad

ah theres also perching, "yo hes been perching to drink get the man a shot"
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knee walking happens to be my favorite. Mark has some fun ways to say drunk
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knee walking?
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knee walking drunk
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like literally? thought it was some crazy slang you southerns have
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like literally? thought it was some crazy slang you southerns have
Not usually... but I've seen it happen to people.
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Not usually... but I've seen it happen to people.
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btw. **** housed is also a good one that I enjoy, as well as crunknation
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welcome to the 2nd thread that's had a complete thread hijack... TODAY
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thats what boredom will do to people
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really, the other one got changed because the new idea was more interesting than the other thread, and any time I can get a convo to go to the idea of naked pictures... it's like sex with Kobe Bryant, there's no way around it, it's gonna happen.
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really, the other one got changed because the new idea was more interesting than the other thread, and any time I can get a convo to go to the idea of naked pictures... it's like sex with Kobe Bryant, there's no way around it, it's gonna happen.
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thats what i was about to say hahah 0wn.T himself
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Make it three, the "My school sucks" or whatever thread just got stole by NBA Jam.
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That's the same thing that I got from the post...
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