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Old 04-10-2007, 09:49 AM   #1
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Friendship Poem

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard, or *****, who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get

5. When you are worried-- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be... until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".



Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth


And always remember...when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt

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Re: Friendship Poem

Very True
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Re: Friendship Poem

haha, thats good
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nice
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:43 PM   #5
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thats a great poem....if all poetry was like that i would actually read it
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lol, I like that.
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Re: Friendship Poem

i copied and pasted it and sent it out to everyone on my email list. it was my way of saying thank you for being my friend.
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i copied and pasted it and sent it out to everyone on my email list
Thats what i did to
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