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Old 04-13-2007, 01:34 PM   #1
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Who Does The Work ????

Who's working anyway?

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

w
hich leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state andcity
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.


Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,


Sitting on your ***,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.
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Re: Who Does The Work ????

I saw this a long time ago...it is oh so true.
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lol im sitting on my computer AT work, does that count?
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Re: Who Does The Work ????

I worked 50 hours this week and said "**** it. I'm going home."

That's not what I really said though. I really didn't say anything.
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lol, there is one very similar to that one about requesting a day off.
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Old 04-13-2007, 10:06 PM   #7
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Re: Who Does The Work ????

i didn't work today
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