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Old 04-17-2007, 09:05 AM   #1
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them
and hides in the bedroom closet to watch
.



The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
is in there already.



The little boy says, "Dark in here."


The man says, "Yes, it is."


Boy - "I have a baseball."


Man - "That's nice."


Boy - "Want to buy it?"


Man - "No, thanks."


Boy - "My dad's outside."


Man - "OK, how much?"


Boy - "$150"


Man - "Sold."


In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the closet together.



Boy - "Dark in here."


Man - "Yes, it is."



Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."


The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"



Boy - "$350"


Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."


A few days later, the father s ays to the boy, "Grab
your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."



The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."


The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"


The boy says, "$500"


The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends like that... that is way more than those two
things cost.




I'm going to take you to church and make you confess
your greed."




They go to the church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.




The boy says, "Dark in here."



The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're
in my closet now.



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Re: Joke

lmao
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hahahaha
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ya i heard that one but its still funny
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wait, if it's a priest, wouldn't he like the little boy in the closet? :leghump2:
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wait, if it's a priest, wouldn't he like the little boy in the closet? :leghump2:
I almost commented on that, but it was made pretty clear that he was boffing the kids mother instead
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Old 04-17-2007, 01:07 PM   #7
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wait, if it's a priest, wouldn't he like the little boy in the closet? :leghump2:
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that is awesome hahaha
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lol, never heard that one before

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That is great
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