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Old 04-18-2007, 09:46 AM   #1
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest
almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never
been seen in church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and
said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to
Mass, what made ya come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a
while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really
love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just
like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church
every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take
off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave
it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave
after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya
didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your

Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the
10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to
steal McGlynn's hat after all."

The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After
I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you
would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell,
right ?"

Murphy slowly shook his head and said, "No, Father,
after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."


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