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Old 04-20-2007, 08:35 AM   #1
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, Denise kept hinting to me that I should fix it. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the car, working on my motorcycle alway ssomething more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone for only a minute.
When I came back out, I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you are finished cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which oneperson is always right, and the other person is the husband.


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Old 04-20-2007, 08:58 PM   #4
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well... the moral is true.

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^which is why i'll never be a husband
I don't own a mustang at the moment
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