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Old 04-25-2007, 04:59 PM   #1
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Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
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i totally agree with everything carlin says about this
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George Carlin is the man he's always a voice of reason haha wish he would do a comdey tour again he's so damn funny
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napalm and silly putty is a good book/hbo special... have both

the thing about capitol punishment is the funniest thing
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oh, and "**** mickey mouse, and **** him with a chrome dildo"
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lol that is an awesome solution.
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lol as if things werent bad enough in iraq already..........

i wonder how long it would take for that plan to start to transform Iraq into little mexico.......
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i would give my left nut for that to happen
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lol as if things werent bad enough in iraq already..........

i wonder how long it would take for that plan to start to transform Iraq into little mexico.......
Better than another Pre-Iraq war lol. What's the worst that would happen? People start jumping the border into Turkey after they realize their own country sucks?
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haha to this whole thread...i love it all
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thats frickin hilarious
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