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Old 10-27-2003, 07:47 AM   #1
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Texas!

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented
a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling
and prevents the nipples from pushing through
the fabric when cold weather sets in.

After a news conference announcing the invention,
the scientist was taken outside by
a large group of cowboys, who kicked the crap out of him.
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Old 10-27-2003, 07:47 AM   #2
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A man went to the local church and asked to join. The preacher said,
"Ok,
but you have to pass a small Bible test first. The first question is
"Where
was Jesus born?"
The man answered, "Longview."
The preacher said, "Sorry...you can't join our church."
Soooooo....he went to another church and asked to join. The preacher
said,
"We would love to have you but you have to pass a Bible test first.
"Where was Jesus born?"
The man said "Tyler."
The preacher said "Sorry...you can't join our church."
Soooo....he goes to another church and asked to join. The preacher said,
"That's great! We welcome you with open arms."
The man said, "I don't have to pass no Bible test first?"
The preacher said, "No."
The man said, "Can I ask you a question?"
The preacher said, "Sure."
The man said, "Where was Jesus born?"
The preacher said, "Palestine."
The man mumbled to himself "I knew it was in East Texas somewhere."
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No true Aggie would ever do that, I assure you.
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thats great
and if anyone made a bra like that they
should be shoot!



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Damn texas people. I like jiggling boobs.
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