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Old 10-27-2003, 06:42 PM   #1
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Difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong *WW*

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon ...



Michael Jackson ****ed little boys.


What's worse than having sex with a little 4 yr old girl?
Turning her over and pretending she's a 4 yr old little boy.


What's better than sex with an infant?
Putting it in soft, and then feeling the ribs crack as it gets hard.


Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
0. ***** should have opened it before she brought it to you.

What do 10 women with black eyes have in common (besides the obvious)?
They don't listen to their husbands very well.


Okay I'm done for now.



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Ummm ok...... :
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now we know the difference between a sane person and a nut......
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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


nothing, you already told her twice.
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thats ahhhh.... pretty messed up there





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oh wah, those are some decent jokes.


what's better than having sex with four 8 year old boys?

-having sex with eight 4 year old boys.


what did helen keller's parents do when she acted up?

-rearranged her bedroom furniture.


why did helen keller's dog run away?

-you would too if your name was <insert slurred mute talk>.


why can't helen keller drive?

-she's a woman.


i have some others but i don't want to get jumped on for being 'racist'.
i figure i'll just keep with being "a real sicko" instead.
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their both gay.....
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these weren't to entertain. Just to make you a better person by reading them.
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I think they failed on that count, as well.
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these weren't to entertain. Just to make you a better person by reading them.
it's alright mang... at least we're not post whores like 'dem!
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these weren't to entertain. Just to make you a better person by reading them.
that didnt work either...
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Hey if you can post **** like that without worrying about people getting offended then I'll just post this:

You're ****ing retarded losers.

I realize this is supposed to be off topic, but **** like sticking your limp dick into an infant and listening to its ribs crack! Not funny or making me a better person or whatever the **** you want to call it.

I love reading jokes, but that **** is sick and offensive.
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