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Old 05-17-2007, 02:26 PM   #1
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FOXNews.com - Report: Paris Hilton Drops Her Appeal After Jail Sentence Cut in Half - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment
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Such bull****. I hope she gets ****ed up while in prison
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special needs 'celebrity cell' ???

what the **** makes her so damn special??

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Her sentence was shortened after jail officials gave her credit for good behavior, Whitmore said. Officials considered several factors in calculating the credit, including that she appeared for her latest court date, he said.
Um, what. "Welp, ya didn't jump bail, GOOD BEHAVIOR!"
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Um, what. "Welp, ya didn't jump bail, GOOD BEHAVIOR!"
Naw, man. Good behavior means that she ****ed the judge.
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wtf she deserves the same sentence in the same place as everyone else.
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hey when your loaded, everybodys got a price, thats what it comes down to

BTW anybody seen the pics of her smoking a joint :smoke: at least it was at a music festival
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Re: Paris Hilton's Jail Sentence cut in Half

I still say she should be sentenced to life inprisoned in my bedroom.
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If you were the judge, and she offered you some sort of sexual activity(ies), would you not shorten her sentence? Thought so. Although, I wouldn't touch that infested piece of trailor trash with Venom or anyone elses junk, much less my own though. I'm sure there is plenty you can catch from here that you can't throw back, even with a jimmy hat.
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i would "tell her" whatever i needed to to get my cack sucked. doesnt mean id do it though. shed still be getting 45 days or whatnot, just now shed be doing it knowing she sucked one more off than she needed to.
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i would "tell her" whatever i needed to to get my cack sucked. doesnt mean id do it though. shed still be getting 45 days or whatnot, just now shed be doing it knowing she sucked one more off than she needed to.
Or you could do that
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I'd throw her skeleton *** in a dark basement and leave her there for 10 years.
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If you were the judge, and she offI woulered you some sort of sexual activity(ies), would you not shorten her sentence? Thought so. Although, I wouldn't touch that infested piece of trailor trash with Venom or anyone elses junk, much less my own though. I'm sure there is plenty you can catch from here that you can't throw back, even with a jimmy hat.

If she offerered me anything, I would be all over that. Shorten her sentence? ****....I would sentence her to serivicing me whenever I call or else she goes to jail.

Although, I too wouldn't touch that with anyone else's junk....but I would touch that with my own junk any chance possible...

I would love to hook up with her....every chance I could get.
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Agreed, if she offered me anything I'd have her say it again into a voice recorded so I could expose the slut ***** for who she is to the public, killing her image further.

And no, i would NOT touch that skank ***** Paris Hilton. Even if she crawled on her hands and knees to me completely naked I'd put a collar and leash around her neck and drag her outside to get ****ed by my two dogs.

*****es get ****ed by dogs, not humans.
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I wouldn't touch her with Brent's dick and Thomas pushing!
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i think they should send her to rikers. i think that would be more fun that where she is going now
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I bet some fat ***** is sitting on her face.
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not yet ^ shes got till June 4th to turn herself in and start serving her setence
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even though it pisses me off... im glad shes serving some time. i hope its a ****ty experience.
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I'd hit it. But only if it was a threesome. She's definitely threesome-only material.
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