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Old 05-17-2007, 10:49 PM   #1
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Im in yur forumz...

chattin yur babes...

So, as a laptop, I sit here. All day, waiting for my owner to come home and use me. Oh snap! Where did my feet go? They were here yesterday... Awww, there they are, under the frickin table. Now how am I supposed to get to them? My owner needs to get home and move me around a bit. I'm starting to get a bit sore sitting all folded over in half like this. Plus, I think my rear end is getting a bit tired of sitting.

At least I am plugged in though, not just left upright and unplugged and left to die a slow death. Only to be revived time and time again...sometimes people can be real jerks, they dont understand. How would they like it if they were left unplugged for hours. You can slowly feel yourself slow down...until....oblivion. Then as if some cruel master, your owner comes back, carelessly, and resurrects you seemingly unaware of what you have been through.

Do computers have a soul? I think I do....does anyone know how I can tell?

Crap! Now my feet have disappeared again....and where the heck did my wet wipes get put??
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Old 05-18-2007, 12:51 AM   #2
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I'll never look at a laptop the same again.
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why i do declare, you are barking mad!
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I really like my laptop. It does not think, however. It just runs programs.
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I once was introduced to a laptop.
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I HATE MY LATPOOP- yes i meant to spell it that way- Its a DELL<-ghey!!!!
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My laptop is also a Dell. What's wrong with that?
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Go read "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" by Harlan Ellison.
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I'm feeling a little under the weather today. I think I have a virus. I probably got it from one of those sites my owner's friends was looking at last night. With all those flesh covered things like him, only skinnier and with strange symetrical bumps up high in front and down low in back....I dont understand it. Maybe just once I would like to go to an electronics store online and see what hot young models are out now by HP, Adobe, Microsoft....but not those hideous MAC models, they are ugly as sin.

I hate being sick, I think some of my memory is failing....or maybe deleted What will I do, I hope he has the brains to run Norton on me when he gets home...*cough* *cough*
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They don't get happy, they don't get sad. They just run programs.
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Hmmm...we'll see what you think when you get home and ALL of your FEAR information is deleted....:whistle:
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you have an overactive imagination
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We're working on a robot at work to do some of the tedious jobs we have to do. Only thing is, he's gonna have emotions and not feel like doing them some days.
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