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Old 05-19-2007, 07:30 PM   #1
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Thumbs down I saw the gayness last night

So I'm on my way home from work last night on a 2 lane road, and I see a Ricer pull up to a stop sign and when I passed him he got behind me. I was immediately able to tell that this wasn't your typical gay ricer, this guy was of a higher quality of gayness, the kind that likes to huff other dudes farts, and get DPed in the *** and stuff of that nature. He was driving either a N/A Gen 2 Eclipse or Mazda MX3, it was to dark to really tell. I could tell that it was a green car with white ground effects, a fart can, and stock rims. Anyway the guy starts tailgating me like I figured he would, so I brake check him a little bit and he backs off about four or five car lengths, then he slows down and gets to were he's probably a couple hundred yards behind me. So I look in my rearview and notice that his lights are slowly getting closer and I knew what was coming, the *** boy ricer flybye. I think to myself maybe I should throw it in third and wait for him to get close to me then gun it, but then I think that that is probably how a lot of wrecks happen from people doing stupid **** like that. When he finally caught up to me which took him forever, I let him pass me and as soon as I saw his taillights I downshifted to third(I was cruising at 60 mph) and punched it and by the time he got back in my lane I was right on his *** and we were going 100 mph.(BTW pulleyed Terminators really don't have a problem going from 60 to 100 in a hurry in third gear, as third will take you all the way there) His fart can sounded like it was doing everything it could not to puke out its guts, it must have been the worst sounding fart can I've ever heard. I though about whipping around him because his car was acting like it was maxed out at 100 mph, but I figured that that would lead to him doing something else stupid and so on and so forth. Anyway we were on a long staight and I let off and stopped tailing him, but the *** kept going. He got to the stop sign witch was about a half mile or more in front of me and he cut his emergence flashers on, then off, then on, and off agian, and then he turned left, when I got to the stop sign I turned right to go home.

BTW what does flashing your emergence flashers at someone like that mean. Is that a **** you very much, or a lets race signal, IDK. 2:

Needless to say this was a disgusting display of gayness, by far the gayiest ricer flybye I have ever in my life seen. :michael:
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Re: I saw the gayness last night

That means he "won" the race. What a tard.
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Re: I saw the gayness last night

you shouldve downshifted and matched his speed earlier so he couldnt pass, and matched every attempt he made until he had nowhere to go and had to brake and get behind you again, and bow down to his master.

and yes, flashers means he *thinks* he won. i did it all the time, but usually only when provoked by tards and after putting buslengths (especially when i was in the cobra or gst) on someone its like adding insult to injury. its like "i didnt even want to race you, but now that i did, and you lost, now im gonna make you cry and your girlfriend question your manhood for it"
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Re: I saw the gayness last night

hahaha... you got pwn't by a ricer shoulda showed him the tail lights. I got a couple runs in today... but respectible. 70 mph zone, slowed to ~60, and punched it til we saw someone creeping ahead. That was it.
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Re: I saw the gayness last night

Yeah, I don't really ever look for a race unless it's someone I know and trust to know how to drive the car. But if some punk wants to pick one, I'll make him pay, I don't go easy on them. I try to embarass them. If they are going to invade my space and do things that they wouldn't dare do while out of a car, I make it a point to embarass.
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Re: I saw the gayness last night

I could care less about proving myself to a car that probably only makes around 70 whp, but to be honest with you the main reason I didn't pursue this father is I had some bud on me. Yes I have not smoked since the first week of june 2004, but I got some weed and smoked a blunt to myself last night. :smoke:

BTW that dude either knows he can't beat me because he flew by me and by the time he got back over I was all on his ***, or he's a complete idiot. I'm sure I'll see him around and I will be sure to go over and talk to him. BTW I'm pretty sure his car was a MX3 witch wouldn't even beat my old Civic. And you need to be careful when racing ricers because they do some really stupid stuff while driving.
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Re: I saw the gayness last night

When I race people, If they are cool i let them live, if they are not.... I ramp their as and crush their skulls with a tire. :yank:
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the main reason I didn't pursue this father is I had some bud on me. Yes I have not smoked since the first week of june 2004, but I got some weed and smoked a blunt to myself last night. :smoke:
lolz it was the salvia thread huh? made me want to smoke this weekend too.

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And you need to be careful when racing ricers because they do some really stupid stuff while driving.
eh, if your car is fast enough, itll fly by them so fast they wont have time to react to try to do anything. i know what youre talking about, a "team" of ricers in our area was well known for pit maneuvering if they were losing. they always had new unpainted front body kits, and didnt paint them because they knew they wouldnt last long before having to use them in a race. sometimes i wonder if the whole unpainted kit fad originated with them or if it was coincidence.
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When I race people, If they are cool i let them live, if they are not.... I ramp their as and crush their skulls with a tire. :yank:
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Re: I saw the gayness last night

I seen him do it once too. He's BAMF
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I seen him do it once too. He's BAMF
hahaha. lomawapolwstsojjagahjbtdl


oh and for those of you who dont know....

lomawapolwstsojjagahjbtdl - laughing our my *** with a plate of lasagna while slapping the **** outta jesse jackson and getting a handjob by the dolly llama


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Re: I saw the gayness last night

someone went back to the darkside and got sssttttooonneedd :smoke:
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nope, he was trippin on some salvia
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Re: I saw the gayness last night

I remember when I had my grand am(stock 92 with stereo) back in 99 right before the FNF craze. Some jackoff from the airbase had a 5 speed 96 accord and a fart pipe and the plate said 4U2NV. I caught him on the highway and beat him and gave him the flashers. That was my first ricer pwnage and remember and live by it to this day.
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ROFL! That's great! Yeah I sure do envy a manual Accord that's over 10 years old
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Old 05-23-2007, 01:12 PM   #16
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Re: I saw the gayness last night

I done pissed a gay guy off, I can't quit laughing.

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but what all the *** and gay refernces........

im gay and I know I can beat your car
BTW he drives an Audi A3.

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Re: I saw the gayness last night

Oh stop it! :michael:
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ROFL! Someone needs to join just long enough to quote him and say nothing else other than "***".
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oh wow...
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now thats funny, that thread is turning into a gay mans ad if you ask me
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There is a thread I can vent in???!??!?! :angryfire :box:
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Re: I saw the gayness last night

Well some ricer is online now posting about he wipped a Stang
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I can't see it anymore without joining
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Well some ricer is online now posting about he wipped a Stang
I hope so, because anyone with some sense would know that a 17 second car at best will not beat a 03 Cobra at its worst. That would be like me saying I just went out and wooped up on a new Z06(which btw I would have a much, more, many times better chance of doing than that guy would have of beating me), people on here would be like your an idiot. I'm not going to go out and act stupid on the road just because some punk *** little kid wants me to.

I just recently got out of this.
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I can't see it anymore without joining
They deleted the thread I think.
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lol, "Acquiescing in racing"......?
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lol, "Acquiescing in racing"......?
I know. Look here.

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