Immaculate Conception Shark - Mustang Evolution

Go Back   Mustang Evolution > Off Topic Forums > The Bar



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about them here!
Old 05-23-2007, 05:19 PM   #1
Legacy Member
Legacy
 
wiarumas's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Region: Maryland
Posts: 1,738
Send a message via AIM to wiarumas Send a message via MSN to wiarumas
Immaculate Conception Shark

ABC News: 'Immaculate Conception' for Sharks

Quote:
The baby shark's seemingly impossible birth confused everyone. It was born in a tank with three females -- and none of them had even seen a male for at least three years.
__________________

Please visit: TheEchoBoom: Gen Y Blog and Forum
wiarumas is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 05-23-2007, 05:27 PM   #2
Legacy Member
Legacy
 
Thomas91169's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Region: California
Posts: 2,280
Send a message via AIM to Thomas91169
Re: Immaculate Conception Shark

that shark prolly has a high Midichlorian count.
__________________
-Thomas-

1998 Eclipse GST Spyder - 14b turbo | 3" Catback | Evo8 BoV | 170fwhp if that

2003 Redfire Cobra - 448whp/435wtq - Sold
Thomas91169 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2007, 05:37 PM   #3
Legacy Member
Legacy
 
Herbstang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Region: Florida
Posts: 2,932
Re: Immaculate Conception Shark

the Staff needs to ask a qualified member of the Jedi council. Or a Sith could take a Midichlorian count. ... ... But They must be aware of those Rodians on street corners that offer two counts for the price of one though. The authorities should really issue a public service announcement about these sneaky buggers because they have conned several innocent Jedi.
__________________

Mods-K&N CAI , True Dual Flowmaster 40, BBK Ceramic Shorties, 3.73 , 25% UDP, 3/8 Phenolic Intake Spacer ,Steeda Tri-ax, SCT Chip/Dyno Tune

Quote:
"Some people are like Slinkies; useless, but fun to push down the stairs."
Herbstang is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 05-23-2007, 06:14 PM   #4
Registered Member
Regular
 
bullitt482's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Region: Mississippi
Posts: 1,106
Re: Immaculate Conception Shark

I know a certain shark that thought that one night stand when he snuck in that tank has turned into years of child support checks :yup: Atleast he didn't get all three of them pregnant
__________________
01 Bullitt
bullitt482 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-23-2007, 10:59 PM   #5
Legacy Member
Legacy
 
DarkShadow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Region: New Jersey
Posts: 1,734
Send a message via AIM to DarkShadow
Re: Immaculate Conception Shark

"You dont want to sell me Death Sticks" *waves hand*
__________________
DarkShadow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2007, 07:08 AM   #6
Legacy Member
Legacy
 
bbunt302's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Region: Texas
Posts: 2,459
Send a message via AIM to bbunt302
Re: Immaculate Conception Shark

Haven't frogs been doing this for thousands of years? Or was Jurassic Park just full of ****? Maybe Mary was half frog-shark. Which would make her a quarter frog and a quarter shark. And 3/8s Mexican.
__________________

Scary stuff.
bbunt302 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2007, 02:47 PM   #7
Legacy Member
Legacy
 
Herbstang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Region: Florida
Posts: 2,932
Re: Immaculate Conception Shark

Quote:
Originally Posted by bbunt302 View Post
Haven't frogs been doing this for thousands of years? Or was Jurassic Park just full of ****? Maybe Mary was half frog-shark. Which would make her a quarter frog and a quarter shark. And 3/8s Mexican.
__________________

Mods-K&N CAI , True Dual Flowmaster 40, BBK Ceramic Shorties, 3.73 , 25% UDP, 3/8 Phenolic Intake Spacer ,Steeda Tri-ax, SCT Chip/Dyno Tune

Quote:
"Some people are like Slinkies; useless, but fun to push down the stairs."
Herbstang is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-24-2007, 05:39 PM   #8
Legacy Member
Legacy
 
Thomas91169's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Region: California
Posts: 2,280
Send a message via AIM to Thomas91169
Re: Immaculate Conception Shark

Quote:
Originally Posted by bbunt302 View Post
Haven't frogs been doing this for thousands of years? Or was Jurassic Park just full of ****?
its either reptile or amphibian DNA that makes them ambi-sexual.
__________________
-Thomas-

1998 Eclipse GST Spyder - 14b turbo | 3" Catback | Evo8 BoV | 170fwhp if that

2003 Redfire Cobra - 448whp/435wtq - Sold
Thomas91169 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Lower Navigation
Go Back   Mustang Evolution > Off Topic Forums > The Bar

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Immaculate mustang spoiler notstock02gt Mustang Parts for Sale and Wanted 0 01-08-2007 12:34 PM
Immaculate 89 GT Convertible tilper Mustangs for Sale and Wanted 1 06-17-2006 11:00 PM
UPR Shark C&C Destroyed in the accident Danger Dude Mustang Parts for Sale and Wanted 12 11-14-2005 08:39 PM

» Like Us On Facebook



02:24 PM


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0

MustangEvolution.com is in no way associated with or endorsed by Ford Motor Company.