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Old 05-30-2007, 08:32 AM   #1
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few drinks!
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lol, the group drunk at work told me that at a party a couple weeks ago
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Haha thats funny
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I think I posted that before, Its pretty good. It is from Cheers
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Cliff Claven's Theory on Alcohol
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Yup. thats what it was.
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I could see this but.... if you kill all but two of your brain cells does it really matter at that point which one is weaker?
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I love that show. i wish Cheers was still on.
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I could see this but.... if you kill all but two of your brain cells does it really matter at that point which one is weaker?
Only to the strongest one
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Well, we only use 10 percent of our brain anyway, so might as well weed out the weak.
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You sir, are smart.
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