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Old 06-01-2007, 03:58 PM   #1
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70% of Women Fake It

I just wanted to post this part of it: http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-tips...-with-you.html

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Tip 6: Make Her Fantasies Come True.
Women have richer fantasies than guys. You can test this statement by asking five members of each sex what their fantasy is. I'll bet you everything I have on me right now ($37, a tissue and a tin of Altoids smalls) at least 4 out of 5 guys will answer "a threeway". (Double or nothing if he adds "with her sister.") The ladies? Sit back and be prepared to hear a detailed story. Involving men in uniform. Damsels in distress. Princes. Princesses. Mythical creatures. Whatever gets her panties damp.

Our sexpert Donna points out, "Some women might want to be someone else for the night. This may make her feel more comfortable doing things she wouldn't normally do as herself." So if it helps her get there, put on the prison guard outfit. Or the wig. I won't tell.
Because I laughed my *** off cause it's so true.
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Re: 70% of Women Fake It

ever listened to "Loveline" with Adam Corolla and Dr Drew?
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Re: 70% of Women Fake It

70% fake it? thats it? i honestly thought it was higher than that.
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Re: 70% of Women Fake It

I'd be careful getting my facts from someone that thinks polling five people is a good cross section of an entire gender.
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lol I don't take anything I read on the internet as fact. I just thought the quoted part was funny.
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Women are just evil. They just want to trick you into marriage, so they can treat you bad and then steal your ****.
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I wonder if a guy ever fakes it... I guess it would be kinda hard to do.
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I wonder if a guy ever fakes it... I guess it would be kinda hard to do.
my friend told me he did one time. the chick farted and he got turned off (and soft) so he panicked and faked it, rolled over and went to sleep.
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Re: 70% of Women Fake It

I've faked it... hahaha, with a condom, I just pulled it off and got rid of it quick. I guess I sold it well enough. Anyway... the girls I dated long term didn't fake. I won't get into how I know.
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ever listened to "Loveline" with Adam Corolla and Dr Drew?
He's not that old
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He's not that old
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i was asking because not every region got loveline, not because of brents age, which is equal to mine.

orgasm faking was a routine subject. guys who *think* their girls are getting off on them are getting the run around. at a get together a few of my buddies got on the subject and each of them did the usual "yeah my girl gets off, i know, yeah, i know" and i just stepped back like "well, statistically speaking, 3 out of 4 of you have been lied to, and just got a really good show, which by the amount of porn in this house, isnt hard to believe you wouldnt know the difference. the other one of you likely got lied to as well half the time, and the other half was NOT from intercourse."
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Re: 70% of Women Fake It

just teasing the brent

if I remember right though MTV aired that back in 92-93? I remember just barely being old enough to care
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I've faked it... hahaha, with a condom, I just pulled it off and got rid of it quick. I guess I sold it well enough. Anyway... the girls I dated long term didn't fake. I won't get into how I know.
You are a *****. You are so full of ****. That is all there is to it
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yeah it was on mtv for a few years with the two (Adam and Drew) and a chick as well. however before then and up until around last year they have done a 2 hour radio show together. just recently Adam left the show and it was Drew and one of the guys from ICP took his spot. i stopped listening cause i ****ing hate ICP and loveline without adam corolla's awesome rants is pretty much just sex-ed, and a month later we lost our last rock station to yet another spanish station, and none of the other local stations picked it up so ive been loveline-less for a good year now.

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You are a *****. You are so full of ****. That is all there is to it
lol i dont think it would really be that hard, i mean, just gotta do the entire body muscle flex spasm, give your johnson a few gooch squeezes to make her think your spewing, and give the "Oh" face we all know how to do.
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yeah it was on mtv for a few years with the two (Adam and Drew) and a chick as well. however before then and up until around last year they have done a 2 hour radio show together. just recently Adam left the show and it was Drew and one of the guys from ICP took his spot. i stopped listening cause i ****ing hate ICP and loveline without adam corolla's awesome rants is pretty much just sex-ed, and a month later we lost our last rock station to yet another spanish station, and none of the other local stations picked it up so ive been loveline-less for a good year now.



lol i dont think it would really be that hard, i mean, just gotta do the entire body muscle flex spasm, give your johnson a few gooch squeezes to make her think your spewing, and give the "Oh" face we all know how to do.
what would the world do without you thomas, if you didn't know every ****ing thing in this world, it would ****ing end.
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what would the world do without you thomas, if you didn't know every ****ing thing in this world, it would ****ing end.
dude im just ****ing around, simmer the hell down sassy pants.
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n8s just pissed cuz he wouldn't know if a girl fakes or not... hasn't been there. the old chipmunk face is that big of a turnoff so he's used to the guys playin his field
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n8s just pissed cuz he wouldn't know if a girl fakes or not... hasn't been there. the old chipmunk face is that big of a turnoff so he's used to the guys playin his field
lol coming from the guy who is "a true ballsucker" according to his sig......
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n8s just pissed cuz he wouldn't know if a girl fakes or not... hasn't been there. the old chipmunk face is that big of a turnoff so he's used to the guys playin his field
I have had more women than you have had horsepower, so don't even try that **** mary
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oh you kids

BTW Loveline was the ****
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if a girl has to fake it, then the guy was just that bad
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Why would she give a ****?
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cause when its that bad, sometimes u just want it to end
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cause when its that bad, sometimes u just want it to end
Does "Get off me.", not work?
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lets just say i had an exbf who just was clueless about everything
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I have had more women than you have had horsepower, so don't even try that **** mary
lol that means you have had over 10 wemonz?
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This is gay I cant say ive ever faked it
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lol gay is the guy in your avatar who looks like he forgot where the vagina was located.......
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Hardy Har har very funny butthead.
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That actually was pretty funny.
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what is up with the pics like that as your avatar? doesn't that tend to show off a little on the "loose" side? all your avatars are of him between your legs, and you progressively losing clothes. now, i'm not going to complain with the pics, but i mean.... is that really how you want everyone to portray you on here?
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