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Old 06-08-2007, 12:05 PM   #1
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Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through
> ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving
> their vehicles.
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>
> Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
> procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
>
>
> After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE
> procedures have been developed.
>
>
> Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
>
>
> MALE PROCEDURE:
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> 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
> 2. Put down your car window.
> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
> 6. Put window up.
> 7. Drive off.
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> **********************************************
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> FEMALE PROCEDURE:
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> 1. Drive up to cash machine.
> 2. Reverse and back up required distance to align car
> window with machine
> 3. Set parking brake, put window down.
> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat
> to locate card
> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and
> hang up
> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to
> its excessive distance from car.
> 8. Insert card.
> 9. Re-insert card right way.
> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with PIN written on
> inside back page.
> 11. Enter PIN.
> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
> 13. Enter amount of cash required.
> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash
> inside.
> 17. Write debit amount in check register and place
> receipt in back of checkbook.
> 18. Re-check makeup.
> 19. Drive forward 2 feet.
> 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
> 21. Retrieve card.
> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card
> into appropriate slot. 23. Give dirty look to irate male
>driver waiting behind you.
> 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
> 25. Redial person on cell phone.
> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
> 27. Release Parking Brake.

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Haha, I think I have read that, or something similar, cracks me up every time!
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