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Old 06-18-2007, 10:58 PM   #1
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Dear Beloved In Christ

Dear Beloved In Christ,

It Is By The Grace Of God That I Received Christ,knowing The Truth And The Truth Have Set Me Free.having Known The Truth I Had No Choice Than To Do What Is Lawful And Right In The Sight Of God For Eternal Life And In The Sight Of Man For Witness Of Godīs Mercy And Glory Upon My Life. I Am Judith Johnson. I Am Married To Dr.nicolas Johnson, A Contractor In Egypt For Twenty Years Before He Died In The Year 2001. We Were Married For Twenty-seven Years Without A Child, He Died During One Of The Political Riots In Egypt. He Was Held Hostage And Slain To Death By Protesting Youths In The Region Before His Death We Were Both Born Again Christians. Since His Death I Decided Not To Re-marry. When My Late Husband Was Alive He Deposited The Sum Of (usd9.8million) With A Bank In The Uk London And Now The Management Of The Bank Have Just Informed Me To Come Forward To Receive The Money Or Rather Issue A Letter Of Authorisation To Somebody To Eceive It On My Behalf If I Can Not Come Over Because Of My Condition At Hand. I Am Presently With My Laptop In A Hospital Where I Have Been Undergoing Treatment For Cancer Of The Lungs, I Have Since Lost My Ability To Talk And My Doctors Have Told Me That I Have Only A Few Months To Live.it Is My Last Wish To See That This Money Is Invested And At The End Of Every Year Distributed Among Charity Organisation. And For Your Compensation, As Soon As The Money Enters Your Account Take 40% Of The Total Amount, While 60% Will Be For The Work Of God.

I Took This Decision Because I Know That There Are Alot Of Poor People Suffering From Different Kind Of Disease And The Homeless, And I Believe The More You Give The More Blessings You Receive. With God All Things Are Possible As Soon As I Receive Your Reply I Shall Give You The Contact Of The Bank In Uk London Where The Money Is Been Deposited.

1your Name
2.country Of Origin
3.present Address
4.sex
5.date Of Birth
6.age
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I Await Your Urgent Reply.
Yours In Christ,
Mrs.judith Johnson
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Interesting E-mail
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Yeah. I don't know if I should just click the "Report as Spam" button or actually reply. I could use some money... :chin:
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I always reply and try to jerk them around. Give them a whole bunch of fake info and try to get their address so you can send them a shoebox full of dead fish.
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I always reply and try to jerk them around. Give them a whole bunch of fake info and try to get their address so you can send them a shoebox full of dead fish.
I like that idea
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I couldn't come up with a reply that I thought was clever and/or witty enough, so I just hit the "report as spam" button.
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I couldn't come up with a reply that I thought was clever and/or witty enough, so I just hit the "report as spam" button.
You shoulda gotten drunk, I am sure you could have come up with something then.
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now that was a new one for me
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Hm...maybe I should check my mail again...I normally have a few interesting emails.

Yupp Brent, I'm gonna clear the server again.
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Re: Dear Beloved In Christ

Here's one that caught my eye...

Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://softsoil.hk) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive


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His sister had died the year after she had given him the double text, and his father the year after that. He was left thus, the sole support of his ailing mother, who transferred to the silent, sullen boy the irresistible rule of complaining weakness with which she had governed his father. it was thought she could not live long, and the boy stood in terror of a sudden death brought on by displeasure at some act of his. In the end, however, she died quietly in her bed, an old woman of seventy-three, nursed by her daughter-in-law, the widow of Jehiels only brother. Her place in the house was taken by Jehiels sister-in-law, a sickly, helpless woman, alone in the world except for Jehiel, and all the neighbors congratulated him on having a housekeeper ready to his hand. He said nothing.
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I think its funny because I think CNN or one of those broadcast networks did a special report on those things. Or maybe it was a Maury show...lol...anywhoo, this is what people in, I believe, Nigeria do as a full time job. All they do is write to us American saps with sad sad stories and try to get us to fall in love with their made up characters. The sad part is that there are a ton of lonely Americans out there that will believe anything and will send thousands of dollars to get their friend, who they have never met, out of some crazy circumstance. I myself find this hilarious.
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^ Yeah NBC has a How To Catch a Con Man and there have been a ton if them Nigerians on there
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