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Old 06-29-2007, 03:32 PM   #1
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Relationship Rules, as defined by MEN! This is funny.

The Guys' Rules*******************!
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or t ell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color . Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


A good girlfriend at work sent this to me and thought you guys would like this. Just remember, girlfriends/wives are always right! lol. Especially you...PureVenom.

Have a great weekend all! Rob and I plan to get new pictures of the mustangs and will get them uploaded soon. I think the drop on the Cobra looks awesome! I'm definitely loving my 02 GT. I can't believe I've had it for 6 months already!!!

Huntsville was a BLAST, by the way. It was great meeting everyone.

Have fun. Talk to y'all later.

Chrissy
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Old 06-29-2007, 04:18 PM   #2
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Re: Relationship Rules, as defined by MEN! This is funny.

Yeah, read those before, its so true, yet will always be ignored
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why are they all #1? but very funny
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Re: Relationship Rules, as defined by MEN! This is funny.

because they ARE all number 1

so so true
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Re: Relationship Rules, as defined by MEN! This is funny.



the only one i disagree with is the whole thinking about baseball thing. baseball is very low on my list of priorities.
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Re: Relationship Rules, as defined by MEN! This is funny.

dont matter what the rules are the last rule should be we know you dont care what the rules are.
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