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Old 07-04-2007, 03:44 PM   #1
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How To Save The Airline Industry:

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers. What
the hell - they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The
strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a party atmosphere
going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could
charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the
tips,including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see
record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to think of everything myself?!

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Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see
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Re: How To Save The Airline Industry:

lol, i can actually imagine that working

scary but great
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isn't that what Hooters Airlines is? without the actual clothing removal...just scantily dressed women...
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