Cam Newton can make an onion cry.
Cameron Newton invented the pedestal. Then he invented the stiff arm to have something to knock people off it.
Every time you hear a bell ring, an angel got Cameron Newton's autograph.
When taking the SAT write "Cameron Newton" for every answer. You will score more than 1600.
Cam Newton can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30 A.M.
When Cam spikes the ball, he strikes oil.
Cam Newton loves women. All of them. At the same time.
Cam Newton's tears cure cancer, its too bad Cam doesn't cry.
As a child, Superman was asked who'd he want to be when he grows up.....he said "Cameron Newton"
Time is money. Money is Cameron Newton
People used to say they feel like they got run over by a bus. Now they say they feel like they were hit by Cameron Newton
Cam Newton once showed up late for practice. The rest of the team had to run laps for being early.
Cameron Newton once raced a Ferrari. It ended in a tie because the Ferrari ran out of gas and Cam got bored.
What color is Cameron Newton's blood? Trick question. Cam doesn't bleed.
When Cameron Newton scores a touchdown its worth 7 pts w/o the extra point kick, but he always gives 1 back just because has Cameron
When Cameron Newton was a kid, he made his mom finish his vegetables.
People with amnesia still remember Cam Newton
Cam Newton can get Chick-Fil-A on Sundays.
At birth, Cameron Newton came out arms first so he could stiff arm the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Cameron Newton but
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Cam Newton signal.
Cam Newton can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Cam what he can't do.
The movie "I am Legend" isn't about the last man on Earth; it's about Cam Newton
Cam Newton took a trip to the Virgin Islands . Now they are known as The Islands!
Cam Newton counted to infinity....twice.