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Old 10-27-2010, 11:57 AM   #1
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Cam Newton

Cam Newton..........


Cam Newton can make an onion cry.


Cameron Newton invented the pedestal. Then he invented the stiff arm to have something to knock people off it.

Every time you hear a bell ring, an angel got Cameron Newton's autograph.

When taking the SAT write "Cameron Newton" for every answer. You will score more than 1600.

Cam Newton can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30 A.M.

When Cam spikes the ball, he strikes oil.

Cam Newton loves women. All of them. At the same time.

Cam Newton's tears cure cancer, its too bad Cam doesn't cry.

As a child, Superman was asked who'd he want to be when he grows up.....he said "Cameron Newton"

Time is money. Money is Cameron Newton

People used to say they feel like they got run over by a bus. Now they say they feel like they were hit by Cameron Newton

Cam Newton once showed up late for practice. The rest of the team had to run laps for being early.

Cameron Newton once raced a Ferrari. It ended in a tie because the Ferrari ran out of gas and Cam got bored.

What color is Cameron Newton's blood? Trick question. Cam doesn't bleed.

When Cameron Newton scores a touchdown its worth 7 pts w/o the extra point kick, but he always gives 1 back just because has Cameron
Newton

When Cameron Newton was a kid, he made his mom finish his vegetables.

People with amnesia still remember Cam Newton

Cam Newton can get Chick-Fil-A on Sundays.

At birth, Cameron Newton came out arms first so he could stiff arm the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Cameron Newton but
Cameron Newton.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Cam Newton signal.

Cam Newton can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Cam what he can't do.

The movie "I am Legend" isn't about the last man on Earth; it's about Cam Newton

Cam Newton took a trip to the Virgin Islands . Now they are known as The Islands!

Cam Newton counted to infinity....twice.
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Cam Newton stole a laptop
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Cam Newton stole a laptop


Cam Newton doesn't steal laptops, he throws them out windows.... and still has a media who loves him and makes excuses as to why he left Florida.

He was pushed out of Florida because he was in trouble... I can bet he didn't make the choice to leave he was only allowed to resign.
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Cam Newton knits sweaters. If by knits, you mean kicks, and by sweaters, you mean babies.
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Cam Newton doesn't steal laptops, he throws them out windows.... and still has a media who loves him and makes excuses as to why he left Florida.

He was pushed out of Florida because he was in trouble... I can bet he didn't make the choice to leave he was only allowed to resign.
Haha. Haters keep on hating.
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Haha. Haters keep on hating.
You haven't won anything but 7 games. Nothing to hate on.
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You haven't won anything but 7 games. Nothing to hate on.
8 Games.
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Alright 8 games.
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Alright 8 games.
I see what you did there... trying to act like LSU wasn't a game or something...
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Brent I just know deep down in side you would love Auburn to win a N.C.
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The more I think about it, the more I think I'm going to cheer for AU in the Iron Bowl.
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Good call Mark!
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