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Old 07-09-2007, 10:58 AM   #1
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New Preamble

New Preamble to the Constitution of the United States

(The following is attributed to State Rep. Mitchell Kaye, GA)

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behaviour, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional and other bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: That a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guarenteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably allways will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all of your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but it would turn out the same way as current public housing. We're not interested in public healthcare.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentially maim, or kill someone, don't be suprised if the rest of us want to see you put away for the rest of you sorry life.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be suprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which, by the way, is a lot easier if you are unemcumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our Language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from.

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one GOD. You are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all, with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH.
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Old 07-09-2007, 11:05 AM   #2
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Re: New Preamble

Amen !!!! Makes sense to me
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+1 for truth
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Re: New Preamble



Got my vote.
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Re: New Preamble

Anyone catch a mistake......


I'll give you hint. It has to do with the romans. :yup:

Plus there are several grammatical errors that Mr. Dicksonharry caught as well.




As for it as a whole, AMEN and hell yeah!!
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Old 07-09-2007, 04:20 PM   #6
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Anyone catch a mistake......


I'll give you hint. It has to do with the romans. :yup:
Yeah, i caught it when I read it on the other site where I found it lol
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Hmm... someone stole nueve.
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